koakumas

wait they made a fumo of him????? nah you aint the only one (i didnt play dandys world ) welcome to the household!! were all funky and chaotic and i didnt realize that it'll get this famous but im fine w it lol aint no way mobile release is here (unfortunately im not an android user)

if only i had my hair longer and got wings i could get okuu cosplay (rn i want my hair about calf/ankle length bc thats how i imagine how long her hair is) gonna be reimu for the second year in a row for halloween

WE F_CKIN FIGHT OKUU?!?!?

am back inside the household

then zun wouldn't exist, at this point, the beer is his life support that message now holds its place in my heart as a life goal gets achieved

i had this goal in life that one of my funni works will someday become someone's first piece of touhou media along with bringing them into the phase, goal achieved hes that guy, he knows how to handle being drunk unlike most mfs in america

its called snapping (this is technically an old story so most stuff dont fit entirely well, but im trying to improve it as time goes on) fun fact: imperishable festival is older than tmatr, yet i think if got a better story imo its such an interesting life i want to live by, but fun hes such an influential man on this plane of earth, yet doing it all drunk

-> *Rin looks up at the increasing sized sun, Reimu being unfazed of it as always. Rin's increasing panic in order to figure out what to do next.* Rin: "Okuu! Why do you have to-" Utsuho: "TOO LATE!" Rin: "Stop it! Utsuho "Okuu" Reiuji, I- haah!" -> *Rin's gasp was the last thing she said before getting blown by Utsuho throwing the sun at Rin, doing an explosion, this led to her falling from where she floated. With the only thing coming out of her was:* Rin: "OKUUUUUUUUUUU...!" -> *This also leads to her crashing through the furnace floors into the lava below it, boiling her.* Reimu: "O-oh... well that was dramatic." -> *Utsuho was completely unfazed, watching as her best friend "misunderstands her" and did a murder right there, in front of Reimu.* Reimu: "I'll be going now... hah!?" -> *As soon Reimu starts to leave through the door, Utsuho stops her by grabbing the clothes. It was silence for moment, excepts Reimu's grunting trying to make Utsuho let go and the lava boiling.* Reimu: "What's wrong with you?! I didn't need to be grabbed!" Utsuho: "... I took out a youkai for you..?" -> *That was when Utsuho came up with a plan to restart taking over the world. Reimu pauses herself and looks down at the lava below the floor. It boils there, no sight of Rin anywhere.* Reimu: "... what does that give me?" Utsuho: "Wish to know?" -> *Reimu has her back turned towards Utsuho, looking down at the lava. It was just silence again, now only with just the boiling lava.* Reimu: "Fu.. fufufu..." -> *Utsuho looked slightly confused at Reimu's giggle to herself.* Utsuho: "R-reimu?" Reimu: "Ha.. haha... ahaha... ahaHA!" Utsuho: "Reimu Hakurei! Are you alright!?" Reimu: "AhaHAHAHA! HA! ... AHAHAHAHA!" Utsuho: "R-REIMU!?" -> *Reimu turns towards Utsuho, a massive gaping smile is visible on Reimu's face, her iris in the eyes has shrunk to that of insanity, even her head is tilted to the side.* Reimu: "HA! AHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" -> *Reimu's continuous laugh of pure insanity goes on and on without stopping or having a breath break.* Utsuho: "H-how... R-Reimu! Wh- hah!?" -> *Utsuho floats there, in absolute confusion and concern of Reimu, she has descended to pure insanity. Utsuho panics a bit as well as the laugh continues to get louder and worse. With Reimu's gohei pointed at her, her intentions could be clear from the insanity...* -> AUTHOR'S NOTE: Another short chapter I know, but still wanting to get a longer chapter within the next few.. i prob need to start focusing on school

tyyyyyyyyyy i thought it would be kinda funny that they're somewhat self aware they're in a "game" with this mf named zun that's adding characters by the minute while drunk can someone teach me to live this man's life, bro's always so happy

-> *After the dip to Hell of the Blazing Fires is achieved lots more vengeful spirits came about. Rin was in total panic as she watches Reimu blows the vengeful spirits away. Then she remembered these spirits did something terrible while alive, so she had to let it slide.* Reimu: "Ugh! This spirit!" ???: "WAHAHAHA!" -> *Mizuchi Miyadeguchi, stage 2 midboss. She's ready for the chaos she wants from Gensokyo, there shall be no peace to her.* Mizuchi: "I see! You're after me? I-" -> *BOOM! Mizuchi was immediately defeated by a Fantasy Seal.* Mizuchi: "Waaaaah!" -> *She then slams onto the below ground. Knocked out, of course.* Reimu: "Hey! Watch it, Rin!" Rin: "S-sorry! ... eh? There she is!" -> *Rin points into the distance, an Utsuho with her back towards Reimu and Rin. She then starts dashing off into the direction of the actual nuclear furnace.* Rin: "Okuu! Come back!" Reimu: "Hey! There's serious trouble for you Utsuho Reiuji!" -> *Despite the callings, Utsuho kept running away. Halfway to the furnace, she started to shoot her danmaku hoping this would drive the two away. Only made them more suspicious of Utsuho than ever. All Utsuho was doing was running with her shooting her danmaku without her arm cannon for some reason.* Reimu: "Utsuho! Get over here! You know you can't run for longer!" Rin: "OKUU-SAN! LISTEN FOR ONCE! REIMU MAY ACTUALLY WANT TO SEE YOUR "SHOW"!" -> *Once Utsuho forced her way into the Nuclear Furnace, she slammed the metal door on them before fleeing to near the roof of the place preparing her danmaku.* Reimu: "Uuuu.. it's slammed shut!" Rin: "Oh, I know how we can open it." -> *She said looking behind her seeing the knocked out Mizuchi who probably won't get up for a while.* Rin: "I got this!" -> *She went back to grab Mizuchi's body and slammed it onto the metal door as hard as she can. This caused the door to budge a bit.* Rin: "Ouch, her chains hit my arm.. Reimu! Open it!" Reimu: "Gotcha." -> *Reimu pushed the door open with her back but as soon as it's cracked open, Utsuho's danmaku was waiting for her.* Reimu: "Oh shoot.." Rin: "Get inside for a minute! You know you need to plan this out! She's only your "stage 2 boss", you know!?" -> *Rin grabbed Reimu by the back of her clothes to lead her back in.* Reimu: "I'm aware, Rin Kaenbyou! I got this!" -> *Reimu dashed back out, preparing her battle against what's known to be one of the most dangerous youkai underground. Preparing her gohei, her seals, everything.* -> NOW PLAYING: Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ~ Nuclear Fusion (Hell Mix) Reimu: "What do you have to run away for, Utsuho Reiuji." -> *The next sounds was just the bullets firing everywhere. Before Utsuho spoke...* Utsuho: "Came to see my flashy show?" -> *This left Reimu shocked for a moment. She regained her posture and continued what she was doing before she gets hit.* Utsuho: "Pssh.. this human....." -> *Her what seemed to be menacing face changes to that, when she turned to Reimu, a face of insanity stared right at Reimu.* Utsuho: "WANTS TO SEE MY FLASHY SHOW!? THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Reimu: "W-WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!? YOU'RE ONLY SUCH A STAGE 2 BOSS!" Utsuho: "WAHAHAHAHA! LIKE I WOULD! LOOK HOW FAR THAT CAT CONVINCED YOU!" -> *Rin is at the ground watching above what's happening. Then Utsuho fires an explosive danmaku next to her which barely missed and exploded half the ground. This had left Rin having to float for the rest of the time.* Reimu: "WATCH MY POWER YOU BIRDBRAINED IDIOT!" Utsuho: "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY- EH!? N-" -> *Reimu evaded faster than usual, creating showing how easy it actually got without Utsuho's arm cannon. Absolutely slapping the hell out of Utsuho with her gohei once she got close enough, halting her danmaku. This then followed by seals sticking themselves to Utsuho. To seal this, Reimu did a final kick at Utsuho, slamming her against the walls of the furnace.* Utsuho: "Kah! That's... WHAT!?" -> *The pain radiating in her stomach where Reimu kicked her gets worse, even the pain after getting slammed to the wall starts to radiate.* Utsuho: "Wh-why am I this weak!?" Reimu: "Tell me, Utsuho Reiuji... why did you run?" -> *Reimu floats to Utsuho as she speaks, almost intimating Utsuho, a hell raven who is feared for her powers.* Reimu: "You've only got more powerful, yet, you're weak to me. Why the run?" Utsuho: "... where's the cat?" Reimu: "Hm? Rin Kaenbyou?" -> *Utsuho trembles a bit. She was about to aim her arm cannon past Reimu but realizes she doesn't have it at the moment.* Utsuho: "ORIN!" -> *Rin starts to float herself up, not knowing what's Utsuho's next move.* Rin: "O-Okuu? What do you..." -> *Rin looked up above Utsuho, seeing a massive sun above her, her hands are high up, awaiting to throw the sun...* Utsuho: "WHY DID YOU BROUGHT THE MIKO HERE!?" Rin: "What the hell!? You are one deranged-" -> *Rin stops herself, she knows if she continues, Utsuho would get more mad. She then slapped her mouth closed.* Utsuho: "WHAT WAS THAT!?" Rin: "YOU MADE ME BRING HER HERE! WHAT D-" -> *Utsuho then laughs manically.* Utsuho: "Fufufu.. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT WAS JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING, ORIN! I ONLY NEEDED TO MEET HER FOR A MOMENT!" -> *Rin had the look of surprise, she realized it, Utsuho is really that dumb after all.* Utsuho: "LEAVE ME WITH NO CHOICE!" -> AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey y'all!! We got another actually long chapter! Hope we await for some more long ones in the future! Also thank you for your support and enthusiasm, see ya soon!

-> *Rin and Reimu arrived at the place where the entrance is located. Rin and Reimu looked down at it before speaking.* Reimu: "So.. Utsuho is trying to take over the world again, I see..?" Rin: "Yes... sh-she is. All she's saying is that she awaits for you to see her "flashy show" or something along the lines." Reimu: "..." -> *Reimu shakes her gohei a bit, the grip on it is tighter than ever.* Reimu: "So.. THAT'S her reasoning!? Does she want me to have.. that "cancer" thing or something along the lines of that!?" Rin: "I- ... maybe... that's right. But, you're literally resistant to the "cancer"? Marisa Kirisame too. -> *Reimu stares at Rin, loosening her grip on her gohei a bit but not to where she's gonna drop it.* Reimu: "I see..." -> *Reimu starts to descend herself down the entrance that goes straight to the Nuclear Furnace of the Hell of the Blazing Fires. Rin follows closely behind. Temperatures continue to rise heavily the further down the two go.* Reimu: "Utsuho... of course. But..." -> *Reimu stops where she was, halfway down, and points her gohei at Rin, which she puts her hands up when she did. Rin's face gets as confused as she did before she left the Hell.* Reimu: "... are you behind this, Rin?" Rin: "HUH!? What do you mean by th-that!?" Reimu: "I said.." -> *Reimu's teeth grits as she points the gohei closer to Rin's face. Rin is also starting to sweat, she gives off a nervous, confused, and slightly scared face, all packed into one.* Reimu: "Are. You. Trying. To. Trick. ME!?" Rin: "Wh-what made you think of that!?" Reimu: "You, a Kasha, carry away the dead so you can feed it to the furnace to keep the Hell warm. You're trying to kill me? You suspiciously tried to convince me to come here, what is it? Killing the Hakurei Miko herself?" Rin: "I- ... I didn't want to do that I-" Reimu: "THE SILENCE GIVES IT OFF, YOU'RE STUTTERING I-" Rin: "REIMU! I HAD NO INTENTIONS.. NO SUCH INTENTIONS. I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF UTSUHO'S SITUATION! I- ... I..." Reimu: "Hm? LYING TO ME NOW, STUTTERING!? I see..." -> *Reimu floats away from Rin with her gohei sat right beside her, before stopping, she turned to Rin like she was about to kill her.* Reimu: "I ask you... no stuttering, what's your intentions." -> *Rin looked horrified. The stare Reimu gave, her absolutely horrifying tone, and just the way she stands. She has no idea why she's asking these questions.* Reimu: "So silence you give me?" Rin: "Eh!? No?? What I'm saying is that I can't deal with a more powerful Utsuho on my own and I need hel-" Reimu: "Hmph.. you're in need of backup? Well... let's test your skill, shall we Rin Kaenbyou?" -> *Rin looked starry eyed for a second because Reimu finally remembers her last name instead of it being "S/-\|SUK/" before she regained her posture.* Rin: "You finally remembered! Anyway, you mean a duel?" Reimu: "... yes. Fire your danmaku at me..." -> *Reimu's yin-yang orbs appear around her.* Reimu: "... as much as you want, I'll dodge it freely." Rin: "A- alright then. Let's see your dodging again..." -> NOW PLAYING: 元気 (Good Cheer) ~ Kasha's Proof Course Rin: "I hope this satisfies you, Reimu Hakurei!" -> *A good amount of danmaku appears around Rin Kaenbyou though still easy to dodge. It's only the "first stage".* Reimu: "Ah, still very easy. Thanks to refreshing myself from those idiotic fairies we passed by and from yesterday's incident." Rin: "Of course, I'm an easy enemy! R-right..?" Reimu: "Yeah, yeah." -> *Rin's spellcards were surprisingly easy compared to when she was a stage 4 midboss, stage 5 midboss and boss, and stage 6 midboss.* Reimu: "The hell is this!? You we're a bit difficult last time I encountered you??" Rin: "Huh? Reimu-san? What do you mean?" Reimu: "... are you like.." -> *Reimu continues dodging while speaking, launching bullets at Rin which kinda don't hurt.* Reimu: "The... stage 1 boss?" Rin: "I- ... stage 1..?" Reimu: "That spider I encountered was my stage 1 boss last time I went here but I'm not going through that entrance. Then that means..." -> *Reimu does her final blow at Rin, completing "stage 1".* Reimu: "... Utsuho is my stage 2 boss." Rin: "Ow, ow, ow.. Okuu is stage... 2?" Reimu: "I believe so. C'mon Rin. Let's get Utsuho dealed with." Rin: "Wait, Reimu-san!" -> *Reimu stopped when Rin called for her.* Reimu: "Stop with the formal stuff, but what is it?" Rin: "If Ok- Utsuho gotten more powerful but is your stage 2 boss.. who's your stage 6 boss?" Reimu: "Jeez, made me think of that... shoot hard to tell. But let's head down for stage 2.." -> *Reimu starts heading down even more, defeating more vengeful spirits and the zombie fairies.* Rin: "NO! NOT THE RESIDENTS I- uuuuu I'm coming!" -> *Rin proceeds to follow Reimu farther down into the Hell of the Blazing Fires.* -> Meanwhile.. -> *Utsuho hears the sounds of screaming vengeful spirits, Reimu's shouts, and Rin's panics.* Utsuho: "They're here... Miyadeguchi... you're on." Mizuchi: "Chaos is my middle name, I'll stall them, Utsuho." Utsuho: "Great, I'll be off." -> *Utsuho dashes off somewhere, far from Mizuchi's location. Let the games play...*

oh damn you wait they made sanae’s hair??