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Hehehe, I didn't expect recognition for my acts, still, that's very refreshing to read, especially the part where you think I'm some sort of super reliable guy who would go through hell just to fetch you a lunch or something would certainly try though. Sadly, I have to smash your cool image of me, actually, I'm just some random normal guy you can find anywhere who just tries to have fun in his free time, although, I seem to have lost this "free time" thing somewhere because I barely see it nowadays, lol. In fact, my ally, it's YOU, with your boundless charisma, who can motivate people to show their best sides. For example, when my tasks pile one upon another during work, it's you who gives me the courage to not give up, the image of you, my ally, sitting on your comfy seat, fills me with determination, "Damn, this looks really comfy. I really want to be like my ally right now" I think to myself as my energy flourishes anew and my efficiency practically DOUBLES. Or maybe when I'm at college and my mind is too tired after facing a busy day and the loathsome rush hours (oh, how I despise those). It's the image of you seamlessly sleeping in your even-comfier bed, that makes me instantly focus, "Damn, look how carefree my ally is, unbothered by the daily hardships, such peace of mind is what I must strive to achieve" I think to myself and immediately lock in my studies, such motivation is so powerful that my grades have never been so high before I meet you. My report card can attest to that. See? This is all YOU, my ally. Never underestimate your charisma again, keep your head high and proud in whatever comfy place you might be currently resting. As for me, I have finally arrived on the promised FRIDAY, and my weak flesh requires rest, it saddens me I don't have enough energy to show you more examples of your awesomeness but that's the limit of my spent creativity. Before I forget WHAT? I thought I was going to be the exact last member you guys needed! My heroically triumphantly late appearance might have happened way too soon, the plan was to wait until you guys were almost giving up and suddenly arrive to save the day... but now I'm looking stupid. Oh well, maybe I can still pull it off, I just need some alts... Thoughts for future me, no kidding though, sleepy time now.

Hm, do my eyes deceive me, or is my ally in dire need of assistance? Well, fret not because I got you! If it's a name to fill in the required amount of players that you guys need then feel free to use mine. However, I can't promise to be here on the stipulated date though, mostly because I'll be either at work or going to college so I probably won't even have the time to play with you all but if you guys need my opinion or decision for something then I can set a behavior for myself based in what I would do in most situations. Mota's behavior list: Help ally at all costs If ally dies then avenge ally at all costs If vengeance is successful then suicide If vengeance is unsuccessful then I'm most likely dead anyway Oh, before suicide I should write and publish a biography about my ally Alright, this should be enough. I always drop by on Sundays if you guys have any questions, have a good evening everyone.

You know, I always tried to provide an educated guess and a complete review whenever I appear here but MAN, Have you guys seen Soshmal above me? An entire essay just to analyze a few choices and very organized too, with a few emotes and expressions there just to make our reading a bit less dry. I tip my hat to you, friend, masterfully crafted I say! Perhaps I have always tried to be a "Soshmal" myself but seeing a professional at work is enlightening. Maybe I'll keep being the funny guy then or at least try to be one. Still, you won't escape from this little debate though. First of all, while I agree with most of your observations, I must point out that Ozzy and Houdini both have yet to meet Alice, so it might be impossible to dream about her unless a bigger player is at work... and considering this is a dream then I already have my suspicions. The second is about Rumia, why her? I can't rule out this possibility since we had already talked with her before, it's literally the first plot we stumbled upon arriving here but I have some other ideas that might be acceptable too. Mainly Sekibanki herself, Houdini just met her and she didn't really introduce herself to him, which already paints her as a "stranger" and the "self-loathing" part could allude to a future plot that Yume might be working on for her, from the little we saw in the recent chapter, we know Seki dropped out from school and is apparently unsatisfied with her current state of life, considering she mentioned about how living while hiding is bothersome, nothing straying too far from what we about her so far. Oh, while I was busy thinking, Master Gri went ahead and already posted a reply right above me, I had completely forgotten we had a "shinigami" dream before, I probably wasn't part of the party here yet. Now that I think about it, maybe the dreams aren't just an in-universe "skip" of sorts, it reminds me of a quest I read once about a kitsune guy who worked for the Moriya shrine I believe, and had some interesting dreams from time to time. I never got to read everything in that quest, maybe I should go search for it one of these days. Still, like Master said, there is no need to worry too much here in particular, I decided to go with the stranger option in hopes of being either Rumia or Banki but best friend is also a solid option. Hello there Yume! Glad to be talking to you. So, I liked this idea so far, it gives us, your local "Yappers" more ammo to keep yapping and it's always funny to see how much we missed the mark. With that said, this is probably my FOURTH WIN in the coin toss and I'm also on a winning streak by the way, without counting my victory from Nyoko's side. It's a shame I failed my ultimate goal for the last chapter which was making Eientei known but I still leave victorious today, Sexybanki just happens to be my favorite Grassroots member not only because I think her name is funny but also because Dullahans reminds me of an old anime I watched as a young teen, a quick google search said the name is Durarara!! I won't go into details but I used to be quite a big fan of that headless biker girl, hehehe. However, now that I think about it, the coin toss is rather interesting, I didn't care back then but you mentioned we were the "Kami" once right? And Jo'on is currently taking everything we own to decide for the next draw. Can we run out of things to use for the coin toss? I remember someone losing a Kimono before and now someone else has lost some jewelry. Have I lost anything to her? I have a feeling we won't be seeing Ozzy for a while. Poor guy. I hope he can find something edible inside Saddam Hussein's hiding place. Also, I have a feeling that he will probably end up leaving on his own, and we'll get to play both Houdini and Oscar at the same time. I just hope we won't keep those two separated for too long.

Oooh, so many words, so many people! I'm glad I decided to be a bit more chaotic with how I approach this place or else I would probably just stop by Sunday and miss all the fun. Truthfully, I never expected people would promptly return here so fast after New Year and everything but here we are. Let's start then, I had to plans to adress Yumetou first but since ally is here then K-mon will have priority due to Ally reasons. Hehehe, don't make me blush! This was just me being goofy and trying to lighten the mood since everyone seemed so tired back then. I'm glad it worked, in fact, it worked so well that we had the most visitors here since a month ago I believe. Should I start posting more memes? Oh? Still adressing me are you? Did you really think I hadn't considered that my ally? Please, I did consider that! But then what about you? Let me show you my thoughts then. Think about it. In a medicine stall, we have both the people responsible for it (those who sells medicine) and people who wants to use their services (those who buy medicine). In another words, as Master Gri sucessfully deduced, there is no set character for any of these choices but instead we have a pool from where Yume will decide from. With that in mind, the chances of meeting the Eientei crew would be 50% and the chances of meeting a patient represent the other 50%. Said patients would most likely be humans who get sick in the first place, my mind immediately thinks of Akyuu, considering she is physically the weakest human in the series due to being a child of Miare but Yume also mentioned a "kitsune boy" which means the chances of getting a forgotten side character is also very high. On the other hand, the temple options offer us a wide array of youkais and humans who frequents the temple, either the ones affiliated to it or believers who are nonetheless also affiliated to it. So, the chances of getting Oscar acquainted to Myouren Temple SHOULD be 100% unless Yume decides to pull a fast one on us. I think you have made the connections by now, My dear ally but if you hadn't then let me clarify it to you. Yes, I am being unpredictable because I'm making a gamble with myself! Think of a gacha, I can either get the legendary 6 stars Reisen Udongein Inaba or the common 3 stars Heida no Akyuu and if my luck is that bad then I get the off-meta unit "side-character". The end goal I have decided for this choice is getting Oscar into Eientei or at least get him to know about it and that would probably only be accomplished if I'm lucky enough to have the medicine stall to be picked and then be lucky enough to have someone from Eientei to save Ozzy. The optimal and safe choice is the temple since the Buddhists would probably offer shelter at any moment (they surely want more followers after all). On a side note, Akyuu is really a common character, she has a reasonable chance to appear in the library, in her own temple, in the medicine stall and I even read somewhere once that she might be a Buddhist. Bruh, why you never told me you worked at Eientei? Do you have any idea what I would do the get a job there? Give me my worries back! Jokes aside, I understand your situation now lol, actually, I think you even told us about your job before, I guess I was just being stupid and forgot about it. I can surely tell you are doing what you love because hospitals can make a person understand if they are cut for their job really quick, I can tell you this because my mum had a dream of being a nurse but wasn't able to realize it due to becoming a housewife instead after I got my first job, I helped fund her studies so she could finally work on her dream job... Guess what? She didn't last a year in a hospital, nowadays she takes care of an old lady who suffers from dementia. I don't regret helping fund her studies though, I can rub in her face that I paid back the effort she made to secure my own studies. Take your time sorting things out, as you can see, we will probably be here to welcome you back whenever you feel like it. Just don't take too long Lastly, before I go, I decided to make a little sketch to help understand Ozzy's current predicament.

Here we go! Isn't this a nice surprise? I didn't expect you would appear with a New Year gift for us like this Yume. The more I hear about you the more worried I become, I dare say I understand very well the feeling of having your team being "stretched thin", almost like everything will fall apart should one of you not be there and have someone else pick up the slack so you can make ends met at the end of the month. I'm not trying to advise you because I'm probably the worst person to do that but let me ask you a question first: Are you sure you enjoy what you are doing right now? Sometimes, we put effort on things that are not always really worth it, so please, be sure that you are indeed doing what you wish to do. Burnout is a serious thing you know? Okay, enough of gloomy topics, let's move on to the chapter. Who is even Mr Snuggles? lol, it seems my mind turned Houdini into Snuggles when I wasn't looking. To be honest, I expected the little fella would smell a way out or something but pulling the best mole imitation I have seen so far is not a bad idea as well, since that give us a new array of options from here on out. First of all, I'll be crossing out Hieda Temple because that would put us back where Oscar started, the chances of meeting Akyuu are tempting but I personally doubt she is going to be of any help except for helping Ozzy with his crippling illiteracy using the old fashioned way to teach him which will absolutely take much more than a month. Next, we have the rental library, it's similar to the option above since meeting Akyuu will probably lead to meeting Kosuzu and vice versa but while Kosuzu might be a helping hand for our fake magician to speed up the spell learning process, it's still a way to return to the start at the hooman village. Funnily enough, this option would be the best to wrap up the current Team9 plot which would require Ozzy to divinate Rumia's location and proceed to assemble a rescue squad. Then we have the tavern, I can't say much about this one because I've yet to read Miyoi's story but judging from what Master Gri said, there is not many people excluding Mamizou that would be capable of offering any help to Ozzy right now. Suika wouldn't care, Aya is only interested in making things up for bunbunmaru and Mamizou herself is a wildcard since she is know to be a trickster, I fear she might be too much for a tired Oscar right now. Now the last two would be the best options so far. The temple would offer help to anyone in need and is full of capable people, Byakuren herself is a magician and it's probably the safest option in all of those above. Normally, I would pick this option because there are many benefits in associating Ozzy with the Myouren crew. With that said, since I have been advocating for the rabbit in the last chapter then I might as well commit to it, Eientei is full of sciencey people, not the best choice for someone who is building up for magic but seeing a place more advanced than the human village should put Oscar at ease for the time being, also, discovering the local hospital is REALLY good in the long run. We never know when someone will need it right? Lastly, that exchange between Oscar and our newest GOAT of the story, CHADini, almost made me tear up. Good job with that.

YES! YES! YES! NO! NO! NO! Hello there friends, nice to see you all around here at this fine day, as you people might have noticed, I guess I could say I'm in a great mood. After so long, my ally has finally returned to us! Isn't this amazing? I knew we were lacking something these past updates, almost like the vote of a certain very important person was missing... I can even say that I was feeling sadder with each week... But that uneasiness has long since passed because my ally has triumphantly returned! Okay, maybe not so much triumphantly judging by what I've read before typing this but Kymoh is back all the same, it's always good to see familiar faces, and suffice it to say, you were indeed missed. I can't even imagine what happened to you who was always such a vibrant person to sound so sad but: I think Yume appreciates your presence here just as I do. Now let's try to move on to happier topics, shall we? Merry Christmas everyone, I know I'm late and the year is almost over but I didn't have an opportunity before. Well, I did come here every Sunday to see if we had an uptade but since things were rather quiet I assumed we were having a bit of downtime to enjoy December as much as we can, since It's probably the busiest month of the year after all. Wait, really? We are the Kami you mention in the first chapters? I was reading it all over again because I forgot the details of almost everything and noticed this entry in one of the first chapters. Assumed that you were talking about literal Gensokyo gods like the Moriyas lol. Anyway, if you want to take what little remains of 2024 off then by all means, don't let us hold you back. As the literal talking heads would probably say, there is nothing wrong with taking it easy for a bit. Hm, to be honest, I don't really rember much but I think I was debating it with Master Gri or something along these lines, what I can say for sure about it though is that I was really invested into that considering how much I rambled in my last reply, I try to not dwell much in what "past me" did once because sometimes I cringe from it... Seriously now, I wouldn't even read the little story I wrote for Nyoko because I would die from the sheer amount of cringy energy that I would get from it. Lastly, the choice? About that, I'm 90% sure that reading the book would make something happen, even if Oscar doesn't know how to read anything that is not english and is a complete novice about it. Yume said that all choices are viable options so I'm sure we can get a result from that. Why do I still choose the rabbit over the juicy magic? That's an easy question, you see, never before have I read a touhou quest where people take their pets with them, especially a rabbit. No, scratch that, the fact is that people just don't do pets in fantasy stories in general unless they are magic by nature, so you could say I'm really curious as to where we are planning to go with this, the fact we have an earth rabbit is just a bonus, even if Mr Snuggles was a dog I would have still vote for him. And before I go, I decided to prepare a little gift for my ally, Kymoh, as a "Welcome Back" of sorts. It's also an opportunity to try and put a gif in this site, which I had never done before by the way.

Hmm, Pizza! Hello everyone, It's me, the man who is late to the party. Well, turned out I said I would be here every Sunday, to greet Yume with a reply as a "Welcome back" every time we are blessed with an update BUT it seems like I have failed to adjust to the update time for... Maybe three weeks in a row? Ouch, that is a VERY Irresponsible thing from my person, so I do feel like I need to apologize. Since when I out of all people have failed so much to uphold a self-imposed schedule? Granted, I have been extra busy this month and had to retire to bed early on Sundays which caused me to miss the updates but I can't help but feel a bit disappointed in myself, I'm glad Master Gri, with all the wiseness accumulated during the training in the Jedi Temple, was able to take the mantle of keeping you company from my irresponsible self. Okay, with my self-roasting session done for, it's time for we to start talking for real, I did miss a lot of good topics to discuss and even forgot about some things I wanted to talk but maybe this is a good point for me to opinate. Wriggle Nightbug, a stage 1 boss from an old game, Imperishable night if Google didn't feed me the wrong info, ultimately, who is even she? What do we have to talk about a character that barely appeared once and was quickly disposed of? Thing is, she wasn't as popular as some others, and taking from the little we know of her she is just a bug who looks human. What do I mean by this you ask? It's okay to take liberty with some characters and I think you are doing a pretty good job with that, being "Tsundere", is probably the common interpretation of Wriggle and I don't think it's completely far-fetched because as Wiki states: "Wriggle is annoyed at the low social status of bugs" meaning that she does want people to like her and wants to feel needed by them, while also "take it personally when someone offends insects" which means she probably feels very wronged by people in general. Now, in an "anime" setting, how do we portray someone who wants to be closer to you but doesn't know how and at the same time has a quick temper? The answer might be a borderline "tsundere" person. In the end, that's actually okay as long as you don't let it die out here, being completely described by a single word is not what we, as writers, are aiming for when trying to give life to an idea. Here, Wriggle has more to her name than being an outraged bug, she has close friends, and that's essential to continue developing her character, Wriggle tends to mellow out when it comes to Team9, escaping from her common behavior, adding one extra layer to her character. In the end, I don't know what you are aiming for but for me? Depending on how things go, I would have Oscar fix the Team9 plotlines one by one, slowly leading Wriggle to see Ozzy as one of her own, an interim member of the team if you will, she would trust him near bugs and even offer aid should he need it, allowing for a smart use of her skills by Otherworldly Ventures. To keep the charm of her character and to avoid bending it too much, perhaps some occasional show of Tsunderism? Something like this: "Why didn't you ask for my help sooner? Idiot!" Then she crosses her arms and looks away while blushing. Okay, that's cringey but you understand my point right? Keep in mind though that the example above is just how I would have developed her. Your plans are your own and I can tell you are doing great last thing I want is to see more of me rubbing on others. Oof... I think I had more to yap about but my mind went overdrive while thinking about Wriggle so I ended up forgetting about it. Well, if I forgot then it was probably not important right? Anyway, what is important though is today's chapter, there is one thing that has almost eluded me, Houdini, I wanted to talk about this little fella for a LONG time but it always slipped from my mind. Houdini is a rabbit and rabbits are a big thing in Touhou no? We have many of them in the setting and Houdini might even facilitate a meeting between Ozzy and Tewi in the future, she does approve of bnnuy pets in that manga if I'm not mistaken. So, as much as I want Ozzy to do a magical magician magic, maybe investing in the Bnnuy might prove to be a profitable venture. Oh, and before I go, I have decided I won't follow any schedules anymore so expect me to reply anytime from now on. Should be easier for me now since all I have to do is pop here, type and disappear.

Heya Boss! I hope you have a safe trip and a swift recovery. Honestly, I can't fault your sister for not leaving Canada, mostly because I wouldn't want to leave too if I lived there lol. Well, you guys probably noticed my absence here for the last week or two but I can explain, the truth is that I somehow managed to write more in a single week than I did in all the months I've been around and that's saying something, so my schedule got all messy and I ultimately decided to seat a week off and wait until the next Sunday to restart with my routine again. That did cost me the vote for the last chapter but Lucky me, turned out Yume is also taking a break, well, double Lucky me! Because I haven't lost a single bet from the coin toss event yet, all three bets turned into three wins! Is this fate? Or maybe I'm Tewi in disguise, who knows? Oya? Master Gri, am I sensing a heavy opinion about Team9? Regardless, looks like you certainly have a favourite among our teammates but that's fine, speaking for myself here but I enjoy any 2hu interaction so I'm fine with everyone for Ouzes's squad, I do have my favorites though. If I may speak master, then I believe I should remind you that Wriggle is under a spell from something that I don't really remember right now, her behavior is being manipulated to an extent, Cirno is just being her usual friendly self and Aggapa probably just left because Oscar asked them to leave, I'm pretty sure she is just going to wait outside until Oscar leaves the house as well. With all said and done, I'm glad to be back, as usual, I'll be here next Sunday too! Stay safe everyone.

When did this OOC grow so long? Hello there! It's been a while now, right? I decided to take a small break myself because I realized I was starting to break my self-imposed schedule way too much. Things like commenting on Wednesday or rambling MUCH more than usual... Actually, while I write this right now I can't help but stare at the abomination of a picture right above me, I mean, what the hell was I thinking at the time? This is way too distracting, look at his expression! Okay, I need to focus, Uh... I'm sad to inform you this but it looks like I'm gonna need to sue you. Yes, I know, I DID say it was a GIFT but really? You are using my pillow-flipper idea?? So shamelessly like that??? AND you also included the Japanese too! Geez, I really need to sue you. Although, I do feel a bit happy that I had such an impact on you, so be honest with me, you did enjoy our little interaction, right? hehe Truth be told I'm still a bit insecure about my implementation of the Japanese bits, they were meant to show just how alien everything felt to Mark at the time, so the reader could be just as lost as he was back then. It may have ultimately failed with me due to my lack of skill in this particular language but I do believe you are going to do better than I in that aspect, sadly, this also means that I'm going to constantly translate everything that you write from now on, can't let any interesting info go unnoticed now, can we? Finally, to the chapter itself! I don't know what kind of brainrot Kimetsu no Yaiba inflicted on me but I'll never be able to look at the name "Nezuko" the same way again, I know you added a bit of Russian to make things more interesting but the pillow-flipper is now forever chibi Nezuko I'm my mind, with bamboo in the mouth and everything, also, having Nezuko-chan be friends with Kenpachi Zaraki Ashura, really does wonders for both characters as I can now picture the face of a certain shinigami for the previously faceless Asura. By the way, you spanner in the works, good job nailing Mark's character there, even if he said only one phrase you totally understood how someone like him would have reacted in that situation. After all, despite everything he is still an outsider and that means his way of thinking differs from everyone else. I mean, we can both agree that a child being a member of what essentially consists of a special ops squad is weird.

Heya, I'm glad to see I passed this time, suffice to say, I did work hard for this one but maybe I have let some details out due to my exhaustion, in any case, that's also not bad because it allowed some freedom for you in the end. Let's go step by step. Well, quite an introduction right? The idea of making a Vengeful Spirit came to me in a dream but I found it a bit bland, so I took some liberties while writing but it turned into a nightmare quite fast, my mind worked with double power as I started creating various scenarios and things I've always wanted to do if given an opportunity, that lead me to what you read above, a very shortned version of my 12k words "introduction" haha. The first thing you need to have in mind is: This is a template, so you can bend and use it however you like, I never intended to set rules when using Mark, in fact, he is a "gift" of sorts to you. With that in mind, you may notice I left some parts blank or purposefully vague so you can fill it to suit better the story you have in mind, some examples are: The date of Mark's birthday AND arrival at Gensokyo. (At first, I planned to him arrive before people started noticing the dissappearence of magic, maybe around 2010 when Yukari assumed it was a normal thing.) The people Mark saw fighting in the sky, they are important because Danmaku was the first good experience he had in Gensokyo, so you can choose who they were and how their emotions expressed via Danmaku affected Mark. (Also, remember when I said 12k words? Mark was supposed to appear in the middle of an Incident.) Second thing is about his skill. I always had a preference for humble starts, a slow but steady growth, rather than starting outright broken, my fondness for JoJo's bizarre adventure also played a hand for my liking of creative uses for a skill. So, when I gave him a pocket space, I planned it to be thoroughly stupid for a power, Mark was supposed to start with a limited mana of 6 points, and as you probably noticed, his power eats mana whenever he uses it, be it to take an item or to store it, meaning he had originally 3 effective uses. I know this might seem a bit underwhelming but I needed him to die, okay? After he died, my original plan was to have some years pass with him as a Vengeful Spirit, struggling to understand the world around him, until he met a certain someone who "showed him the ropes" Then a time skip happens, allowing him to learn a Japanese and that his "Isekai" was actually a "Sekai" because he is still on Earth. As the years passed his mana settled for a solid 44, get it? Death Death, because he is dead! Okay, sorry that was a bad one. The specifics of his power are: A "box" with 1 meter of height and width. No living beings can be stored, mostly because they will die since his power doesn't come with life support. It consumes exactly 1 unit of mana to both take or store something. (With 44 of mana, he can safely use his skill on 21 items, more will probably cause him to cease existing.) Like Mina relies on vindication to restore mana, I created the little karma system to give him a way of restoring it too, both good and bad refills the same, I'll allow you to decide how much. (I based this on Infamous, loved this game when I was a kid.) Last but not least, as I stated before, I prefer to start small and grow as time passes, so I give you full liberty to bend or change what I said above as Mark develops. You can also completely ignore it if my plans don't suit yours. Third point is essentially the way Mark passed away. I'll be honest, eating a mushroom was something I always wanted to do, but It's uncommon to find one where I live, so I had Mark do it for me instead, it might have been a bit too goofy, to watch him hallucinate and die slowly but I tried to lighten the mood a bit because I realized midway that killing my own creation was harder than I thought. But, that led me to a small Easter Egg that I think went unnoticed, can you tell me who is the Youkai that killed Mark? Oh, before I go to the next topic, to answer your question: If you want to keep the choices then keep it, they were only made so you can have an Idea of how Mark would normally act. Actually, having too many votes might be more trouble than what it's worth, while I would like to use the features I made, It's better to avoid making it too complicated The only choices to remember are the Karma ones because they directly influence Mark for reasons I'll explain below. You did leave many gaps that I could exploit, prototype Mark was going to be the Vengeful Spirit Mina captured in the start, but as I was rereading I noticed how much space I had to insert my own little band of friends, you mostly go with: Vengeful Spirt A, B and C, Oni number 1 and 2 or Kasha I and IV. Making Jun befriend Shimura who in turn used his high diplomacy to convince Jun to take Mark along seemed more natural to me. Not to look down on your writing though, I wouldn't be able to create my story if you didn't let me after all. Ah Mark, he was so natural to write but at the same time so difficult, I needed him to die, that was decided from the moment I started writing but at the same time I couldn't kill him too quickly or else he wouldn't be able to hate enough to pass the quota, this situation forced me to have him spawn inside a village. Originally, this was supposed to be THE human village since Mark was meant to spawn around 2010 which is some years before this story starts (starts in 2027, if I'm not mistaken), the reason for the hostility Shimura and the guards showed him is a remnant from the uncut version in which Mark spawns during an incident. Imagine a weird guy spawning inside your superstitious and isolated village during a time of crisis, outright antagonizing one of your elders in the middle of the day and showing a power similar to a certain sage? No surprise he was kindly asked to leave. But, your way of interpreting things turned out to be more interesting than what I planned at the start. Oof, I dreaded this moment, the Japanese text... I don't know a single thing about Japanese, considering that I live on the other side of the world but It seemed like a great idea back then as a way to hide some things like I did with Shimura and to show how much Mark was lost there, like in a completely alien environment, one of the main reasons for his gruesome death. Another thing that was lost during the poor translations was Shimura mentioning the Incident when he held Mark's phone, which I left with him on purpose mind you. In the end, Japanese proved to be out of my league, and by the time I realized it, I was already almost finished so I allowed it to stay, kinda regret it now... This, originally meant to be someone resolving an incident while committing a mistake by fighting in the wrong place but I guess that having people cause trouble directly above THE human village was a bit of a stretch, but I had a certain someone around to run damage control and as much as I wished to have Mark interact with certain Touhous, his unfortunate outcome wouldn't have happened if I did. I'm glad you caught onto Shimura, now for the revelation, Shimura living and Shimura dead were also supposed to be two different people, they were originally meant to be from a noble clan of sorts, dead Shimura as one of the heads from ages past and living Shimura as the current head. The original content had Mark recognize them as family by a symbol they use in their clothes but I had to cut this content because it would cover Mark's first days as a Vengeful Spirit. Who would have thought that having them become a single character who was eaten by Rumia would make them much more awesome? Having Mark being tutored by the one who indirectly caused his demise would be so fun to write, I wish I could travel back in time to use this in my uncut version of the story. If you are curious by the way, Shimura living was inspired by Danzo Shimura from Naruto, since Mark was meant to spawn around 2010, by the time war started, Shimura would be old enough to look like his Naruto counterpart. Jun was funnier than Mark in a sense, I needed someone to balance out my monstrosity of spite and awkwardness, Jun fitted the bill quite nicely, my main objective was having Jun facilitate the interview but I ended up liking their dynamics so much. It makes me remember a certain character from JoJo, Doppio Vinegar, he is also the inspiration for my "choking scene" that I had during the interview, actually, I realized how much they look like a Stand and a Stand User so I thought it was fitting to have Mark JoJo posing during what could be called his "job interview". To talk a bit about Mark himself, I think you saw it from the many examples I gave you of how much awkward he is, this was caused by the divorce of his parents when he was very young, leaving him both without a role model and a social life. The "pitying stares" cause him to remember how he felt when it happened and thus Mark started despising everyone who pitied him, to the point he purposefully repeated a grade in hopes of starting his school life again with new people, to no avail because he underestimated the power of gossip, essentially, this is his emotional trigger to force him to act his part as being of vengeance but he struggles to understand it. You might have noticed something else as well: Remember when I said that a Vengeful Spirit was too bland? I decided to spice things up a little, little Maru has grown used to hardship and social failures, to the point he hardly holds a grudge anymore, the youkai who killed him, the guards who kicked him out, he doesn't really hate them all. What he does hate though, is his inability to better his life, being pitied, makes him remember his parents divorce, and being spirited away, makes him remember another failure to change his life. All of this contributes to one thing, Mark is standing exactly on the boundary between a vengeful spirit and a simple ghost, doesn't that make you remember someone? Yes, Soga no Tojiko. His possession ability is also tied to being a Vengeful Spirit, when angered, he can flawlessly possess someone like Jun but as he start to calm down, his possession faulters and Jun was allowed to wrestle control from him easier, the karma choices were originally meant to shape him into mellowing out and becoming a ghost like Tojiko, in exchange for his possession skill, or to become a full-fledged Vengeful Spirit like Mizuchi Miyadeguchi but in exchange, as his possession grows stronger, we would lose more and more of Jun. That's why I had Mina not notice Maru earlier, he was in a calm state when Jun was simping for her but Mina ended up triggering Maru when she pitied Jun's lack of shame, although, having Maru snap at Jun instead wasn't out of character at all. And so it did, reading your version of my introduction did show me how many times I failed to convey my intentions, not in a bad way, I had fun reading your thoughts, especially about Shimura. When I read "try again" I decided to take it as a friendly challenge and decided to flex my skills a bit, shame I realized too late how hard it is to write, to shape my incoherent mind into something understandable, I always had a very active mind, full of ideas but that proved to be my defeat, I leave from this completely humbled but more mature in a sense. Thank you for providing me this opportunity, I would never have the guts to do something like this on my own initiative. Have I told you that the uncut version had 12k words and this one only around 7.5k? Originally, Maru would thrive for a week before dying and I would have covered an incident and the start of his unlife in the underworld, he would have been tutored by dead Shimura for a while and interacted with Orin a bit. That's why I had him call Mina a bootleg Orin somewhere. He is just biased, don't mind him. I had to cut a LOT of content because I realized that: It would be way too big for an introduction My sad Japanese was starting to appear too much as I introduced more characters My irl time was running out P.S: Jesus, I really talk too much sometimes... P.S.S: Do you wanna see the scene I was talking about? The "choking scene" that I used for inspiration to use in the interview. Here you go:

Argh, here we go, I tried my best to do this and I hope I can pass this time. Tell me what you think, although I would usually start rambling about what I wrote, I'm too tired of writing to think anymore, I started yesterday but only finished it today, and I even posted it on Monday... If anything this stunt made me respect you writers even more... I'm not making an habit of doing this by the way, this one is a special occasion because your manipulation of me was successful.

“Hey, kid! Wake up!” My eyes snap open or they would, if they had been closed in the first place. I slowly turn my head to look at the man who interrupted my thoughts: a balding old guy, probably in his sixties, with a nearly toothless grin and a glint of smug satisfaction in his eyes. “Daydreaming again, are we?” he says, shaking his head. “I thought putting you to work would knock that habit out of you.” I scowl. “Yeah, thanks for that, old man. Like I ever agreed to this job in the first place.” He laughs, already getting on my nerves. “How many times do I have to tell you, kid? Honest work is what separates a man from a boy. Clearly, you haven’t tilled the fields enough yet.” “Right, ‘honest work,’” I mutter, glancing over at the camp sprawled out in front of us. What was once a barren patch of earth, pocked with holes from ages past, is now speckled with green. Small lettuce plants are beginning to sprout. “Lettuce,” the old man says. “The kind of crop you find anywhere. But here… well, it was enough to prove her point.” He chuckles to himself, referring to her, the upstarting cat who had somehow earned the queen’s favor and dragged us all into this mess. “Don’t pretend you like her, old man. You just wanted a distraction from rotting away in this place.” With that, we drift towards the bodies we’ll be using today, strangely the cat’s little pet is here too, after single-handedly filling a chariot with lettuce by himself, the sinsack was completely spent and had to be taken away from his activities for a forced rest. “Oi, Jun-san! Looks like you’ve recovered enough to pay these old bones a visit,” the old man calls out to him. The sinsack, didn’t seem surprised to see us here, considering that he teamed up with the old man for that cat’s experiment, it’s safe to assume that they are well acquainted at this point. “Shimura-dono, working hard as always, I see. But, given the state of things, you may not have many bones left to speak of” He glances over at me and raises an eyebrow. “And Maru-san, what a surprise. I didn’t think you’d have the patience for this kind of work.” I roll my eyes. “How many times do I have to say it? It’s Mark. And trust me, I’m only here because this geezer dragged me along.” “Ha!” the old man snorts. “This grumpy kid needed something to do. Otherwise, he wouldd just keep making that dumb face, staring off into space.” He has a point, as much as I hate to admit it. Ever since I ended up in this cursed land, Gensokyo, things haven’t exactly been… right. It feels like an eternity has passed, but my memories of that day are still fresh... _____ __, ____ "Mark, are you even paying attention to the question I just asked?" My thoughts are interrupted again, this time by a different balding man. This one is younger, in his early forties, maybe. Mr. Wilson, my teacher. I straighten in my seat, trying to look like I’m paying attention. Yes, I am, Mr. Wilson. But as you probably guessed, I can’t answer it.” There's no point pretending, I have seen this question before, after all. It's not my first time studying this stuff. Mr. Wilson sighs, crossing his arms. “Listen, Mark, I’m going to be blunt. If you keep up this attitude, you’re setting yourself up to repeat the grade. Again.” Easy for him to say. He doesn’t know what it’s like. He never had to walk up to the board with a bunch of brainless idiots staring at his back or hear them whispering whenever they think he’s not listening. “I know you could have answered it, Mark. You answered it last year, didn’t you? But this time, you wouldn’t even get up from your seat. Is it… your family again? Or the new class? I know it’s not easy starting over, especially surrounded by unfamiliar faces.” His words hit a little too close. My mood sours at a fast pace. I can tell he is being genuine, but there’s no way I’m ever going to fit in with those people. Not with the way they look at me “Thank you for your concern, Mr. Wilson. But may I leave now? I would like to get home early…” I’m lying, I’m not thankful at all. I just need to get out of here, she might be home earlier today. He sighs, “Alright, Mark, you can go. But know that I’m not giving up on you. I won’t rest until we fix this.” Without another word, I turn and make my way toward the door. But as I reach it, his voice stops me one last time. “Oh, and Mark… before you go. Happy Birthday.” The walk back home isn’t far, but it still takes considerable time, especially since I don’t have my bike today. Usually, I avoid public transportation to save what little pocket money I have, but today I don’t have a choice. There's a good chance Mom will actually be at home, maybe even Dad. And that means real food for once. Living off instant noodles for so long makes me desperate to taste Mom’s cooking again. After the bus drops me off, I walk quickly, breaking into a jog as I get closer to the house. But something feels off. The windows are closed, and the lights are off. Are they… preparing a surprise? I fumble with my keys and open the door, stepping into a dark, empty hallway. Silence in the air as I make my way toward the kitchen. Each step feels colder, until I reach the table and see it: the same setup as always, a bag of cheap ramen and a note, probably from Mom. “Good job, Mark. Deluding yourself again,” I mutter, my voice echoing in the empty house. Why did I even think they would be here? I crumple the note and toss it in the trash without even reading it. She’s probably apologizing for working overtime again. I leave the ramen untouched and head upstairs, throwing my bag onto the floor as I collapse onto the bed. It creaks under my weight. Since Dad left, money has been tight. Mom had to go from being a simple housewife to an overworked clerk, and Dad lives comfortably with his new family. At least he still covers my school fees, but… *Buzzzz* *Buzzzz* My phone vibrates, snapping me out of my thoughts. It’s him? Maybe he remembered. “Dad! Did you remem-” I begin, but his sharp voice cuts me off. “Mark,” he says, with an irritated tone. I can hear it from miles away, he’s pissed. “I got an interesting call from your school,” he continues while audibly getting angrier. Damn it, Mr. Wilson. I thought you were on my side. “Dad, I can expla-” “No, Mark, there’s nothing to explain. You’re still keeping up the same selfish attitude, aren’t you? Do you have any idea who pays for that ‘stupid school’ of yours?” He cuts me for the second time, I knew it would come back to money. But he’s right because I let things slide too far. Repeating a grade didn’t help. “You’re eighteen now, Mark. An adult. Why don’t you try acting like one? You know, your sister is going to college next year. Meanwhile, you’re still stubbornly playing this little rebel act. Is it really so hard to be grateful? You know what? Since you’re eighteen, maybe it’s time to find a job instead of clinging to this mess. I have a friend who wor-” I turn off the phone and get up immediately, truth be told, he is right about something it’s time to act like a man instead of a rebel child. Still in my school uniform, I head downstairs. Mom will be back eventually, and if she can’t make anything for us, then I will. There should be enough of the money I saved to pick up a pizza, at least. Holding my tears back, I make my way to the front door, stepping outside into the cloudy afternoon. But I stop the moment I step outside. Instead of pavement, all I see is a rough, packed dirt road stretching out before me, winding toward an unfamiliar landscape. The bright sun blinded me for a second, and when my vision cleared, everything around me has changed. Impossible. I turn in every direction, finding nothing but run-down houses, spaced wide apart, their wooden frames looking entirely out of place. It’s as if my neighborhood vanished, replaced by an old rustic village. I spin back around, hoping my house will be there, but there’s no sign of it. “This is… Isekai?” I mutter. When rationality fails, sometimes it’s easier to believe in the impossible, no matter how absurd. With no other option, I follow the dirt path. If this really is an isekai, someone will fetch me eventually, right? After all, that’s how it goes. Soon enough, signs of life start to appear. The dirt streets transition into paved stone, and the houses become more frequent, shifting from simple wood to clay structures as well. Spotting a worker nearby, I approach him. He’s carrying two buckets of water over his shoulders with a bamboo pole. Normally, I’d leave a busy person alone, but right now I have no other options. “Excuse me, sir, could you please tell me where I am?” Perfect, now the script demands that the man recognizes me as the prophesized Hero, sent by a kind goddess to slay the Demon King threatening his homeland. “何って言ったの？” The man looks over his shoulder at me, his eyes narrowing as he takes in my uniform, and then he mutters, “別の部外者,” before walking off with a frown. “Of course. Language barrier,” I sigh. I should have guessed people here wouldn’t speak English. With no better ideas, I keep to the main path, ignoring the quiet whispers and stares that follow me. Soon, the village grows busier, a rush-hour of sorts. People are queuing in front of small storefronts, talking in low, friendly voices. They glance at me briefly, then go back to their business. Not wanting to draw more attention, I spot a nearby bench in a small park and sit down. “Think, Mark. Think! At least you still have your phone,” I say, pulling it out and turning it on. Relief washes over me as the familiar home screen lights up, showing me an old photo of me and my mom. She must be worried sick already. Quickly, I dial her number, but then I see it: no signal. “Shit, shit, shit! Where even am I, Ohio?” Desperate, I jump up onto the bench, waving my phone around, hoping to catch any faint signal. But my search halts as my eyes catch something in the sky: a blur, moving too fast to be a bird. Blinking, I see it again, this time a red blur. They seem to be two figures, floating nearly half a mile up, and I strain my eyes to make out two women, apparently arguing. People nearby glance up, and then, almost as if it’s routine, they vacate the area or step indoors without much fuss. The two figures start flinging glowing spheres and streaks of color at each other, shapes spiraling and weaving in different patterns. I can barely make out their forms as they fly around, fast as lightning. My phone slips from my hand as I watch in awe. So many colors and shapes, emotions freely flow out as I stare at the colors, they are filled with overflowing determination and the earnest desire of trying to best each other, could it be that they are having fun? “High-leveled characters, for sure,” I mutter, my heart pounds with excitation. This isn’t Earth and I’m really in another world. And if it means I can escape school, Dad, and their pitying stares… maybe I don’t mind. But then, one of the women brightens, her glow more intense than anything else in the sky. She raises her hand, murmuring something, and the entire sky shudders before erupting into light. Instinct kicks in, and I jump off the bench, breaking into a run. Just in time, as the surge of magic hits where I had been standing, narrowly missing me. The two women pause, noticing their mistake, and then shift away from the village, continuing their duel out of sight. I watch as they head toward a distant gate, the village exit, and for a moment, the urge to follow them grows within me. But I stop myself. This is way too dangerous, considering that I’m probably terribly under leveled. As the villagers emerge from their hiding places, a small contingency of what looks like an armed force hurries down the street. “Seems like my cue to leave,” I mutter, ducking into a side street. My mind finally slows as I walk, the last traces of adrenaline wearing off. The sun is setting, casting everything in a reddish glow. My excitement fades with the light, and I realize I have nowhere to go. “Maybe that park bench wasn’t so bad…” I pat myself on the shoulder for the idea but freeze when I remember my phone. I dropped it in the park. Rushing back, I scan the area, surprised to find the park undisturbed. Not even the grass is damaged. Only a small patch of dirt nearby has turned to glass. Could it be that PvP is not allowed in this area? Shaking off my thoughts, I look around for my phone, but it’s nowhere to be found. Nearby, a trash can catches my eye, filled with crumpled papers. With no other options, I pull one out and glance over it. It’s a newspaper, 文々。新聞, printed in symbols I can’t read. But some images stand out, as if taken with a camera, how they are able to take pictures in a seemingly medieval village? I return to the bench, curling up with the paper for warmth against the chilling winds. The night is quiet here, only the sounds of crickets breaking the silence, dim lanterns casting faint shadows, and a bright, full moon above. “So, how’s that for a birthday, Mark?” I whisper, staring up at the sky. My eyes linger on the moon. “Huh? I could have sworn that for a moment the moon could open an eye and stare back at me.” It's time to rest, I can only hope Mom is not too worried. ____ __, ____ *Bonk* *Bonk* *Bonk* “Ouch! Hey, watch it!” I blurt out, scrambling up from the bench, only to be met with the sight of a hunched old woman wielding a cane high above her head, ready for another strike. *Bonk* “Alright, alright! I’m up, Granny! You can put that thing down,” I say, quickly taking a step back. Then she pulls out a small cloth bag, reaches inside, and begins tossing something at me, wait, are those beans? “You better not be debuffing me with some weird spell, you old witch!” I shout, shielding my face from the flying beans. To my surprise, she stops mid-throw and points with her cane at the newspaper lying crumpled on the ground, the one I used as a blanket. She doesn’t say a word, just fixes me with a withering stare and taps the ground with her cane. She wants me to throw it away? Fine. I don’t want another swing from the cane of doom. Moving cautiously, I scoop up the newspaper and carefully drop it into the trashcan. Finally, her assault halts, and she lowers herself onto the bench I was been sleeping on, ignoring me entirely. “Really, what a way to wake up.” I mutter, rubbing the back of my head. The sky is overcast, with the faintest light of dawn seeping through the clouds. Villagers are already bustling about, early risers moving in and out of storefronts and alleys. Search and negotiate with the armed forces who were investigating here yesterday, maybe they are with my phone too. With a grumbling stomach and a plan, I head deeper into the village, hopefully I can pledge my services to some noble or king in order to live an easier life in the future. As I move forward, the simple wooden homes gradually give way to elegant mansions, their architecture apparently Japanese in style. The crowd thins as I step into what appears to be the noble district, where the air is laced with the scent of fresh fish. I spot a group of fishermen, hauling their daily catch, likely on their way to the market. “If I’d known I’d end up here, I wouldn’t have turned down that ramen yesterday,” I mutter, my stomach growling in protest. Eyeing the fishermen, I make a mental note of their route, hoping I can scrounge up enough coin for something to eat. Hunger steadily slows me down, making my legs feel heavy as I make my way through the streets. Just ahead, I spot what seems to be a garrison, possibly the same guards I saw yesterday. They’re laughing and drinking among themselves, with some posted as sentries outside a large building that I can only assume to be an adventurer’s guild. A perfect opportunity to enlist. I’ll take any beginner’s quest they have in store, probably the classic one where you need to gather herbs and buy a meal with the payment As I approach, two guards block my path, holding up their hands in a universal “stop” gesture. “やめて、用件を述べてください,” one of them says, eyeing me suspiciously. This time, I am prepared for this, I take a deep breath and mime picking a plant from the ground, then gesture as if handing it to them. I follow it up by pretending to drop imaginary coins into my hand, making a sound, similar to a cash register, to drive the point home. “Kaching, Kaching, Kaching” They both start making unintelligible sounds, as if aggravated? “私たちを呪っているのですか？” One of them barks, while pointing his spear towards me. “Ka…ching?” I repeat, taking a cautious step back, is this a trial to discover my aptitude as an adventurer? “You may just put me at F rank!” I say, taking yet another cautious step back, while doing a time out sign “ここで何が起こっているのでしょうか？” A powerful voice booms from the entrance as heavy footsteps approach. The guards instantly lower their heads in a deep bow, revealing an imposing man dressed in traditional Japanese attire, with a katana strapped at his side. Judging by how the guards defer to him, he must be the guild master. Well, this wasn’t the warm welcome from a friendly receptionist girl I was hoping for, but I’ll take what I can get. As I stride over to him, his eyes lock in with mine and flash with recognition. “Hello there, Guild Master!” I say, attempting a friendly slap on his shoulder. “I’d like to join your merry band of brave adventurers if possible-” My sentence is cut short by the back of his hand, and I find myself sprawled on the ground, the right side of my face throbbing. “部外者よ、自分の限界を知ってください,” he says coldly, looking down on me with stern eyes. My head spins and my stomach clenches from hunger. Trembling, I manage to pull myself up, one hand holding my aching face. “What is wrong with you? Are you insane?” I shout at him. He narrows his eyes and rests a hand on his katana, sliding it out of its sheath just enough to reveal its deadly sharp edge. “ここではトラブルメーカーを許しませんが、あなたの価値を証明するチャンスを一度だけ与えます。” “This was a mistake, I shouldn’t have expected more of savages” I walk my way back without sparing them another glance. Cents are made of zinc-platted copper, should be enough to fool a merchant into thinking it's the real deal. Taking a deep breath, I shove down the frustration from my earlier encounter with the guild master and follow the path the fishermen took. It doesn't take long before I hear the bustling sound of voices haggling and bartering over goods. As the market comes into view, I see rows of stalls and carts, each one packed with something different: spices, meats, fruits, and intricate crafts. But as I navigate through the crowd, I feel the prickling sensation of people’s eyes on me, the same judgmental stare I remember all too well from school. It’s not pity this time but instead, their looks seem to say, “You don’t belong here.” Maybe this land isn’t as appealing as I thought it would be Spotting a modest stall, I approach an older man selling grains, fruits, and vegetables. He’s deep in conversation with a woman, her young child clutching her hand. My hand trembles slightly as I pick up an apple and reach into my pocket for ten coins, it’s about all I have on me. I have no idea what their currency is but If my knowledge of fantasy is correct, then one hundred copper coins is worth around ten silver coins and ten silver coins is worth a single gold coin. “Excuse me, old man, I would like to buy this apple,” I say, interrupting their conversation, as I hold out the coins and the apple. His friendly expression quickly vanishes when he notices me. His eyes shift from my coins to my face, and he doesn’t hide his disdain. “ここでは外の世界からの通貨を受け入れません,” he mutters, waving my hand away and reaching to take the apple back. As your stress goes past the threshold of your patience, you angrily throw the money in his face and push him back “At least look at the money, you worthless NPC!” I shout, finally losing control as I throw my coins at his face, shoving him back and clutching the apple to my chest like it’s the last thing I own. “おじいちゃんを放っておいて!” I hear someone yell as I’m shoved backward. The voice belongs to a young man, likely the woman’s husband, standing protectively between me and his family. The woman backs away, shielding her child and letting out a scream that draws the attention of the market crowd. “You bastard…” I mutter, clenching my fists as I prepare to fight back. But then I notice something odd, the apple in my hand is gone. My raised hands are empty, and from the widening eyes of the man in front of me, he noticed it too. -1 MP An inexplicable wave of fatigue hits me, not physically, but deep inside. It feels as if something essential has been drained out of me, leaving a hollow space. “魔法？” The crowd murmurs as they step back, their eyes widening with fear. Then, the old man I had shoved shouts something and points at me, and the crowd recoils. Run and Hide before the situation gets worse. Instinct kicks in, and I bolt, sprinting through the parted crowd like a river splitting in two. I duck into an alley, collapsing to my knees, gripping my chest as the emptiness slowly fades, replaced by exhaustion. Tears well up, spilling down my cheeks. “How did this happen? If only I’d been able to take that apple with me…” I mutter, clutching my chest as the strange sensation returns, tearing away another part of myself. -1 MP But then, to my shock, the apple reappears in my hands, just as it was before. I barely pause to question it, biting furiously into the fruit, desperate to fill the aching emptiness in my stomach. It’s not enough, but the relief is undeniable. Still, one thought lingers: the apple vanished and then came back, just because I wanted it to. This can only mean one thing, my cheat skill has awakened. For now, though, it seems I’m out of fuel, my skill took a sizeable chunk of my “mana” leaving me nearly depleted. Testing it further would be too risky, especially with only an apple core left. “Well, at least I got something out of this mess,” I say, scarfing down the last bits of the apple. I’m still hungry, but my mind is clearer. Guilt strikes with full force as I remember what I did to the old seller, Mom raised me better than that. “彼は盗賊だけではなく魔術師でもあるようです。” My thoughts are interrupted as hands grip both my arms, yanking me upright. Slowly walking past me was the same Guild Master from before. “あなたが容疑者であることは最初からわかっていました。” His words are unintelligible, but I see him holding something familiar, my phone. Its screen is cracked, probably from when I dropped it, and he fumbles awkwardly, trying to press the side button until the screen lights up with the photo of Mom and me. “ああ、紛れもない証拠 この装置は弾幕戦が行われた場所で発見され、あなたはその所有者です,” he says, holding up the phone like evidence in a trial. “Look, I think it should be obvious at this point but neither me nor you can understand each other.” “黙れ、あなたがこの事件に関与していると言える十分な証拠がある” Maybe I can use my power to disarm them, then I can break from their hold and run away while they are surprised. The Guild Master keeps speaking, his voice a jumble of angry sounds, but I’m done with this whole farce. I glance at the two guards holding me, they're the same ones from the guild, each with a spear strapped securely on their back. They’re my biggest threat right now. Closing my eyes, I focus on my tiny reserves of mana, should be enough for this stunt. While they’re distracted, I raise my hands slowly and then place them on their weapons in a single, swift motion. The hollow feeling hits hard as my mana depletes again. -2 MP Judging by the startled cries from both guards, my trick seems to have worked, and I wrench my arms to pull free. But as I try to break away, another surge of weakness takes over, even stronger than before, leaving me slumping forward. This time, the drain feels even worse than I anticipated, my body losing my balance immediately. “何？あなたはギャップの賢者と提携していますか？” The Guild Master yells something at me, and then, without warning, lands a solid punch to my stomach. The force makes me tremble, spilling what little food I’d managed to eat onto both of us. “志村さん大丈夫ですか？” I hear one of the guards ask, though his words are only barely registering through my dazed mind. “野郎、私の判決は追放だ、村から追い出してやれ,” the Guild Master commands. The blow, combined with hunger and mana exhaustion, leaves me almost unconscious. The guards grip my limp arms and start dragging me through the village, my body too weak to resist. Every step feels like an eternity, my senses dulled, as the effects of the mana drain, starvation, and physical abuse take their toll. “その場で殺さなかったことに感謝してください,” one of them mutters as they unceremoniously dump me onto the ground. I fall face-first, coughing up dust as I realize I’m no longer in the village, but somewhere deep in the surrounding forest. The sounds of their footsteps grow faint as they walk away. That village is a dead end, but hopefully I can find my way around to the next one, all I need to do is to find a trail and follow it. “Argh, my stomach… You’re all going to pay for this, you bastards. I swear it,” I mutter, clutching my torso. Struggling to focus, I can’t even recall which direction the guards went. Looking up, I barely make out the sun between the leaves above, it’s almost directly overhead, a bit tilted, which means its past midday. That direction should be west, so if I position myself… left hand to west, right is east, putting north at my front and south at my back. “When in doubt, move forward,” I say aloud, trying to distract myself from everything that just happened. Today has been one of the worst days of my life, no question. That village has got to be one of the most unwelcoming places in existence. Everyone there was suspicious or outright hostile, like over-superstitious villagers from some backwoods, definitively not the beginner’s town. Hopefully, I’ll stumble onto a main road, find a decent area to level up, and grind for experience. My skill doesn’t seem to be combat-focused, but I could probably use it to transport goods, maybe get a decent job that way. “Calling it ‘cheat skill’ all the time is getting old… maybe I should name it?” As I trudge forward, it’s getting harder to breathe, the air in this forest is heavier than it should be. “Maybe ‘Storage’ fits?” But it sounds so basic. After what feels like hours travelling, I stop, leaning against a tree to catch my breath. The hunger pangs are unbearable, but then I notice something: mushrooms growing on the tree next to me. The brown caps remind me of shiitake mushrooms, and in my desperation, I grab one and pop it into my mouth. As expected of someone who always nails Biology, Shiitake is the second most consumed mushroom in the world after all. +1 Max MP -1 HP Acquired the following statuses: Poisoned Hallucination “Aah… that’s better,” I say, feeling a burst of energy and rushing forward with renewed vigor. It’s exactly what I needed to get out of this forest. Soon, I reach the forest’s edge. In front of me, a wide, open field stretches as far as the eye can see, and, as if my prayers were finally answered by some god, six bluish, child-sized creatures are standing in a circle on the grass, not moving at all. “Slime! A grinding area. Time to level up!” I shout triumphantly. Summoning one of the spears I had stored earlier, I hold out my hand. “Inventory… no, maybe Kamui?” I cringe at my own attempt at a dramatic name, but it works. The spear materializes in my hand, and I march up to the nearest creature as it stands perfectly still. Slowing down a bit, I try to remember what I know about slimes, they are magical blobs that dissolve girl’s clothes, most importantly, their weakness is a core of the size of a tennis ball that lies inside the oozy part. “Die, foul creature!” I plunge the spear into it, the slimy body barely resisting as the spear strikes its core. The creature dissolves right before my eyes. “Huh? That’s it?” I look around, noticing none of them move. Apparently, they can’t perceive me without eyes. Dispatching the remaining slimes proves just as easy, and when I pierce the last one, a rush of energy surges through me. “There it is… Level up!” I feel a surge of energy, followed by a strange sensation. -1 HP I can’t keep the smile from blossoming in my face as from the corner of my eye, I spot a group of goblins wandering nearby. Perfect. Crouching down, I sneak up on them, hoping this might improve my stealth. Readying my spear, I approach one who seems to be communicating with its fellow green creatures. “Waaargh!” With a yell, I thrust my spear through one goblin, piercing him and then another who was standing directly in front of it. Apparently, the stealth skill is quite overpowered since their panicked friends doesn’t notice me crouched. Standing at my full height again, I swing the spear, crashing them into each other, the spear breaks in half as their bodies explode in a gory bath of blood. The last goblin tries to escape, but I throw the broken spear at him with all my might. It flies through the air, hitting its target dead-on. “AAAAAGH” Power flows through my veins as the experience is finally quantified and absorbed into my body, yellow aura flows out, cracking the ground near me, with my energy growing exponentially, I cry out with all my newfound power, unlocking my evolution: The Super Saiyan. -1 HP Breathing out in satisfaction, I decide to call it a day when I look at the bloodshed staining plains red, surprising enough, I was standing on a road all along and if I squint my eyes, I can barely make the shape of a town stretching away in the horizon “It’s finally time to settle down, the mysterious Town of Beginnings has been found” mentally patting my own shoulder for the job well done, I start moving along the road. While my newfound power allows me to fly if I want, I prefer to walk and enjoy the scenario around me, beautiful rainbow-colored flowers covering the sides of the road while the sun sets beautifully. Until my body leans forward and throws up a mixture of blood and bile. -1 HP “What… is this?” My voice trembles as I glance around, I notice that the previous rainbow flowers are, in fact, blood red, the vast plain around me is nowhere to be seen as dark trees with the occasional, purple colored cherry blossom tree dots the surroundings. Crawling forward, my hand brushes against something hard: a human skull, cracked and weathered. “きもい” Weakly, I look to my side as a figure watched from beneath the canopy, unnatural red eyes glaring at me as if I was a pile of trash. A moment after, the figure reveals themselves to be a beautiful woman as she steps out of the darkness, her dark hair, cut in a Hime style, was pocked with vegetation, her clothes, looked like an imitation of a druid outfit with laurel leaves adorning a robe of bay tree. “あなたは私が今まで見た中で最も嫌な人間の一人です、まだ誰もあなたを食べていないのも不思議ではありません” she sneers, holding her cute nose with both hands while looking down at me with disgust “Quit your yapping, Demon Lord, you are not fooling me.” I say, forcing myself to stand. My pulse quickens as I meet her gaze. This creature, probably the most beautiful beast I have ever seen, has to be the Demon Lord. Defeating her might be the key to getting back home. With a surge of determination, I grab the skull and hurl it at her, hoping to catch her off guard. “気が狂ってしまったのか？” The confused Demon lady says as the skull falls in front of her peacefully, not even touching her feet. -1 MP This is all a ruse however, as I run and pull my other spear from the storage, but I miscalculate. The mana drain makes me stumble, and I fall forward, straight into her chest. “手を離してよ、変態” she says with a disgusted expression, shoving me back. A second later, she’s kicking me repeatedly, her foot smashing into my battered body. -15 HP “You’re asking too much, Shimura-dono. I think he’s a lost cause,” Jun mutters, eyeing me with skepticism. “Don’t be so hasty,” the old man replies, dismissal in his voice. “He just doesn’t understand yet. How can he make peace with it otherwise?” Great. He’s doing it again. I grimace at the old fool’s tone, directed at the sinsack. Sure, maybe I spaced out longer than usual, but that’s on him for triggering my PTSD flashback. “Hey, you finally awake? Listen, Maruku, I think of you like my own ‘special’ kid, so why don’t you find something meaningful in this ‘unlife’ of yours instead of sulking?” “It’s Mark, not Maru or Maruku,” I snap. “Also, what were you two discussing?” “He asked me to take you along, Maru,” Jun chimes in, surprising me. Take me where? “You have heard the news, I assume?” With that, Jun probably alludes to the war between the Hakurei Republic and the Netherworld. “I’m enlisting,” Jun continues, “and came to say goodbye to Shimura-dono while I still can.” “And… he asked you to take me along.” “In short, yes.” I smile as I fly at the sinsack and take control of his body. “Sigh. You’re hopeless, old man,” I mutter, enjoying the rare sensation of physical form. Shimura just chuckles, taking his leave with a wave as if he’s somehow satisfied with this exchange. Descending this place proves itself to be a chore, normally I could just float down using my ethereal body but now I’m possessing a man, a naked man with a sack on his head but beggars can’t be choosers. “Why didn’t you say a proper goodbye?” Jun’s voice cuts into my mind again, nagging. “Shimura is not sentimental,” I reply flatly. “After all these years he spent ‘showing me the ropes’, he barely cares if I’m here or not.” Quite an irony, the hand that fed you is the same that beat you, as my father used to say. The walk to the Palace of Earth Spirits proves itself to be uneventful, the citizens of Old Hell barely glance at the naked sack-headed figure I have possessed, my presence goes unnoticed, a far cry from the stares I used to hate when I was alive. “You’re a terrible Vengeful Spirit, Maru-san,” comes Jun’s voice. “What?” “When a vengeful spirit like you possesses a youkai, you drain their energy. However, I’m not only fine but also talking to you right now. Doesn’t that tell you something?” He says, then my… his body stops moving immediately as he recovers his control over it. “Shimura warned me you couldn’t hold a proper grudge.” His voice takes on a tone of pity. “You don’t even hate the people who wronged you. In fact, you just hate that it all happened. Why?” “…” Quietly, I resume walking, MY body obeying my commands again as my simmering rage squishes the nuisance away, the Palace of Earth Spirits looms in the distance, beckoning. When we arrive, the ground rumbles as a towering figure emerges from the gates, exuding an aura so fierce it’s like standing before a wrathful deity. “Asura,” I mutter, acknowledging the figure with a nod. His massive form pauses, barely glancing at me, and then strides off as though I’m no more than an insect. Maybe he likes my rage and thus spared me, or maybe I’m too insignificant for him to care about. Seeing the familiar chequered floor does bring some memories, especially the floor windows, the architect who planned this place is surely a weird one. “Looks like you are calmer” The nuisance returns, but that doesn’t matter, I keep moving before realizing that I never bothered informing myself about this enlistment, hopefully, the queen won’t mind if I barge in her room. Before I reach her, a familiar Nekomata emerges from a nearby door, visibly exhausted. It makes sense, considering that an Asura was here before. “Miss Katt!” Jun shouts with unexpected excitement, wrestling control from me to wave like a complete fool. To her credit, she at least tried to sound polite as she tried to send Kuroshiro away but the sinsack was having none of that as he personally led her to an interview room in the corniest way possible. “Jun Kuroshiro, as a Warden, your duty is here in the Underworld. You can’t join me in the Hakurei Republic,” she explains curtly. “But Miss Katt! It’s war, I can’t just sit here and wait! What if you get hurt?” “Dude, she is literally worse Orin, how can you simp for her so hard?” I communicate, inside of our shared skull, which is apparently lacking a brain. Mina could only stare with pity as the mentally challenged sinsack, who was kneeling in front of her, begged to be allowed into the small party that would advance to war, until a familiar aura exuded from poor soul, the aura of a soul tormented by grudges, something that is not uncommon in the underworld, the aura of a Vengeful Spirit, but somewhat lacking at the same time. Standing on guard immediately, the Nekomata takes her whip as the Sinsack slowly stands at full height, crossing his arms, then a transparent form emerges from the back of the naked man, dressed in a dark blue uniform, the spiteful face of an unassuming youngster stares back at her, his left hand holds the nape of the sinsack while his upper torso tilts to the side, his right hand points directly to her face as he yells: “This is the expression of a loser, Mina Katt!” I would be breathless if I had lungs now, I was never fond of this cat and now she even dares to look at me this way, as if dealing with this simp wasn’t enough. Seeing my appearance as my upper torso pops out from Jun’s back, shocks her for a moment before she snorts and tries to hold a mocking smile, causing me to finally snap. Use your power to disarm her, this will surely wipe that expression from her face. “The Hand,” I yell, sweeping my right palm across the air. When it touches her whip, it vanishes, materializing safely in my dimensional pocket as I retreat back into my inferior fleshy vessel. “That’s more like it-urk!” My triumph is cut short as Jun’s hands turn traitor, strangling his own throat in protest. Just before I lose control, we hear a slow clap. *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* We both stop our internal conflict to look at Mina, she takes both a formulary and a pen, without even looking away from us, her stare is so piercing that I can feel it in my soul, almost like a cat who found a new toy. “Name?” she asks calmly, pen poised. “Jun Kuroshiro and Maru,” Jun says, mangling my name yet again. Maybe forever this time. “Why do you want to join this expedition?” “To understand…” I trail off, Shimura’s words echoing. He was right I’m a defective Vengeful Spirit who doesn’t even know his own resentment. “Hmm?” She raises an eyebrow, watching me. “I want to understand, Mina Katt. Only then will I find peace.” For the first time, I speak the truth. “I didn’t think you would be capable of acknowledging that, Mark.” Jun whispers in my mind, as I feel like a weight has been lifted from me. Wait, did he just pronounce my name correctly? “How much do you want to be compensated?” “Obviously, your hand in marr-.” Jun begins, but I throttle him before the cursed words fully escape. Without warning, our interviewer rises from her seat, a puzzled look at her face while staring at me, slowly, she raises her palm expectantly. Give her whip back, as much as you dislike her, you still need to pass the interview. I control Jun’s hand without resistance this time, maybe he knows my intentions or is merely that eager to touch her hand, her whip materializes the moment I hold her hand. “I look forward to working with you,” she says, turning to leave with that same calculating gaze. “haha, I’m in danger.” “haha, I’m in danger.” We both say at the same time after the door closes. Leaving the two of us alone. \------------------------------------------/ HP: 0 MP: 44 Nothing left to cripple Items & equipment: Jun Kuroshiro \------------------------------------------/ This means Stealth or Perception, originally, Maru was bad at it but his skills at hiding got much better after he lost his physical restrictions. This means using Knowledge as a way to solve problems, Maru's strongest skill due to his academic background but he loses some points due to lack of common sense. This means using Maru's racial traits, as a Vengeful Spirit, he lacks the restrictions of living beings, this skill also allows possession, which might open a new array of options depending on what creature he possessed. This means using diplomacy, Maru's worse skill as he was never a sociable person. This means using Mark's special skill, however, as the magic of Gensokyo has dissipated, it also signifies that overusing this abillity can be lethal to an incorporeal being. This means taking a break to recuperate and heal, not as useful to Mark as it is for his allies. "Mom taught me better", Good Karma choice, this is essential to help Mark understand his circumstances. Beware, this option might change him forever. "Dad used to say", Bad Karma choice, this is essential to help Mark understand his circumstances. Beware, this option might change him forever.

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NYOKOOOOOOO!!! I missed you! (I totally didn't forget everything I was planning for this particular quest), so many things happened while you were out, can you believe that a fair amount of friends gather here around this time to participate in the quest voting process? You should consider dropping around more even if it's just to vote and leave... Anyway, I'm glad to see you alive and kicking since the last time I heard about you, you mentioned something about nuclear winter and sickness, I got a little worried you know? Welp, I should probably address the elephant in the room now, if I actually kept my earlier promise of visiting every Wednesday I would have seen it earlier which might have allowed me some time to think, all things considered, I guess you asked me for a character so I can help you build a little RPG party and do some "funny" around the Hakurei Republic right? Hmm, six characters are a bit too much but maybe I can cook something out for you real quick, I'm quite mediocre at writing though, or else I would have tried a big introduction just for you. Hehehe, look at this, I feel honored even! I mean, you are being so polite by formally inviting me out of all people, in truth, you should try selling your idea around to see if you can find more people who might be interested, I'm sure my ally would find it at least interesting and you probably have seen Soshmal earlier right? Sosh in particular appears to be very competent if their comment about getting Yume's story in a Google Doc just to take notes is anything to go by. Ops, sidetracked myself a bit, back to character creation... Hmm, knowing myself I would go with the weirdest Youkai I can get my hands on, give it a strange quirk, and make a special mechanic to trigger said quirk here and there but I'm not nearly as knowledgeable about Youkai as Yumetou proved to be, all I know are some from the original source, perhaps it's time to do a quick research? Google, Top 10 weirdest Youkai native to Old Hell. Alright, maybe I got a bit too enthusiastic, spent some time looking around, and found some really weird folk, the giant hairy feet got me laughing a bit but the filth-licker thing had me a bit disgusted, there is one that is surprisingly funny though, have you heard about the little pillow flipper? The little guy who goes into your house while you are sleeping and flips your pillow (That's literally all it does), sounds stupid enough to make a character whose biggest goal is to flip every pillow in Gensokyo, right up in my alley! Sadly, this little one doesn't really fit the theme for Old Hell which is just sad because I took a liking to its simplicity, all the pillow talk feels more attached to the dream world than anything, there is also the fact that if you supposedly flip a pillow of a sleeping person then that person gets closer to death so the little fella might not be as dumb as he might appear... All in all, it got a little late and I've yet to see if I have any story to vote on tonight. Do tell me if my rambling actually helped with something, see you around friend.

Not this time Yume... Hello everyone, it's always funny to see how everyone gathers here around this time! To keep things short, flashbang has been one of my closest allies since immemorial times along with the trusty smoke grenade, when I saw that option, something inside me screamed that it was the best course of action, until I read Yume's line above me, so despite being skeptical at Ozzy's Japanese skills like my ally pointed out, I felt like it was a risk worth taking for a breakthrough in the magic side of things. Mostly because we can only go so far with funny tricks and bravado... Speaking of which, tonight's options are a bit more troublesome than usual, hiding in the jars feels like another Scooby-Doo type of action and it could lead to another horror scene of the youkai trying to find Team 9, going up the stairs is probably the "safe" option but it would likely keep us from going downstairs again, then there is the going through a wall into the streets option but that would be counterproductive unless we want to stop the expedition here. That leads me to the "risky" choice! I feel like this "I have no neck!" could be another magic trick (those are quickly becoming my favorites) and if we successfully pull this off then maybe we can deactivate this Youkai like Yumetou mentioned in the Ao Bozu entry, basically a high risk but high reward choice.

Aight Bet.

Oof, Master, I see you are very passionate about the main games, with a reply like this then perhaps I can't escape anymore. I'll need to plan a day just to try my hand at it, which might become a problem because when I start something, I tend to follow through it to the very end so when the time is right, I'll start with Koumakyou and if I end up liking it enough then I'll make a saga of reviewing it all up to Touhou 19 (Forgot the name lol). JESUS, Yume, are you a soldier or something? I'm sorry for your loss. To be honest with you, I started following you mostly because of my little mess up back in the day, however, it turned out you are so good at this that I'm unable to leave anymore Take responsibility also as I said earlier, I tend to follow things to the end so you don't have to worry too much, so you may already consider my day brightened. Considering that you said we bring some stability to your life, I guess being around is a plus in those trying times you may be passing, life is full of ups and downs but keep steady and feel free to take a break should you need it. Stay safe Yumetou, I mean it. Alright, finally to the chapter! The horror part was a nice touch, we can't run away from it if we are making a "realistic" Gensokyo setting, so don't be scared of trying to add it to your entries, although, I have to admit that I was too busy finding Team 9 antics to be cute to actually feel the horror, I mean, it almost felt like watching Scooby-Doo for a moment. As for my choice, yeah, I don't know enough of this youkai to risk the first option, and trying to talk it down feels like a dumb idea, instead, I ALMOST chose to try and read Marisa's tome but it will probably sound like pure gibberish. So I went with the safe option of using the old and reliable flashbang. P.S: If anyone here does know if that guy is weak to closed doors, please, do tell me, maybe we can trap him and continue to explore for more loot.

A Master of Lunatic then, safe to say that's almost just as impressive as a Jedi, for someone like me, Touhou main games are a distant reality, bullet hell is probably beyond my mortal self. From now on, Master Green, this puny human will pay close attention to your wise teachings. It is actually easier than you think, before Yummy Toes, my plans for our alliance were superficial and because of this I mostly planned to do my own thing but after I experienced the Yummy Toes, I could see that your person is truly charismatic, to the point I had to make a solemn oath of eternal friendship. Speaking seriously now, I'm always up for a little debate even if I don't linger much around, if you feel like your choice is optimal then by all means, I'm ready to read your opinion and back you up, this is partly of the reason why I always explain here why I decided on a certain option. With this in mind, I hope that not only Ki-moon <- (Ally), but everyone else who disagrees with my decision to feel free to point it out and try to convince me otherwise, be warned though that Ally -> (Kim Moh) will take priority due to a previously established alliance. Heya, it's nice to know that you are probably enjoying this little pastime as much as I am, feel free to stick around and/or send us your thoughts whenever you want. Have fun lurking around Jimmyqx! Yume, no worries, but I do hope you are not overworking yourself lately, feel free to take a rest if you feel like you need it, many of us are probably going to suffer from withdrawal but I think we can manage. Also, regarding your schedule issues, I advise you to act more like me, if you haven't noticed yet, I always review on Sundays despite being around sometimes on Wednesdays, this commitment is essential to aid you in keeping your schedule organized, even now, I reply to you on a Sunday... WAIT, it's past midnight? Meaning that it's Monday already? What about my Sunday only reviews? Was it all a LIE??? See? Even I, the scheduled one, can fail sometimes... Now, I can finally get to the chapter, sometimes, I waste so much time greeting everyone that I even forget what I just read some moments ago, thankfully, I can ALT + Tab my way to the chapter easily. And it seems that Agappa was only scared about the door after all, or not, that hair is ominous as it can be and I'm almost sure that Ozzy is close to turn into a special grade curse from that hair alone. For this reason, maybe going after the little shrine would be a good option? If it's a benevolent thing then perhaps a little bit of guidance should help to sustain what little remains of Oscar's sanity. As for the other options, I'm sure that Cirno and Wriggle should be able to find any item that our old senpai might have left behind in the storeroom, the office would be a good idea if Ozzy was literate but that's beyond his skills for now. When we are done here, a visit to Suzunaan should be our main priority, on the other hand, what are the chances of a grown ass man enrolling into Keine's school?

I knew it! It's perfect and you just proved it to me! From the start, I knew we were going to get along just fine, but this is just what I needed to confirm it. For starters, I feel like I need to apologize, despite calling you my ally, I still had my doubts about our alliance and never actually had plans to uphold this relationship... until right now! With this single move, you have already acquired my eternal loyalty, from now on, I'll be the first to back up all your decisions whenever I can. Alright, let's be serious now, to answer your unasked question, I actually missed my cue to review in the day, Yume posted the last update, and then in the following week, I decided to wait for his update so I could review both at the same time. Turned out Yummy didn't post anything at all... kinda funny no? So, I was stuck in this awkward loop of Should I wait? Should I review it? Thankfully, my dilemma is now over, although, I would 100% send you a message the moment I read "Yummy Toes". Ah, and before I forget, don't worry about the misunderstanding because such a trivial thing won't get in the way of our alliance ever. By the way, this is a nice remix, sounds so much like Cirno's math class. Aaaay Yumeee, I get the feeling, but don't worry, I'm not sure if you noticed but even with your brief absence your fanbase is still steadily growing, call it the fruits of honest work, and be proud because you really deserve it, friend. Now, if I could help you with something... oh I get it, listen, "The walls here were pain, flecked with dust and little else.", I think you meant plain instead of pain? Just one small typo, nothing to sweat over but it's enough to make me feel a bit satisfied considering that I finally managed to write an actual review at least once because, you know, most of my "reviews" are just me rambling haha. Nice to meet you master Gri, for some reason, I think of a Jedi Master whenever I read your nickname, are you an actual Jedi, master Gri? Well, since both Master and Ally have given their opinions about Aggapa then it's only fair I give my take too. First of all, despite my thoughts on her, she is someone we absolutely can't afford to lose in any circumstances, why? She fills an essential role right now, spiritual perception, Ozzy can't see past what normal eyes can see, be it curses or loot (don't think I forgot how she was looting that corpse when we first encountered her). The second reason is rather simple, she calls Oscar "Ningen" or human, which further proves my point about her perception stat being above the norm and it also means that, even if unknowingly, Aggapa is the closest person in Gensokyo to Oscar's true self, this is both good for his mental health and it also means that we can safely pull a Joseph Joestar near her without fearing any damage to his magician persona. Ops, I forgot to mention what I think about her, hmm... how do I say it? I can't tell for sure how she is going to act, at first, she seemed like any youkai interested in Oscar, perhaps scouting him to see if he could be safely eaten? Then, she passed the Keine radar without problems, which made me think that she was just a quiet girl who was being a bit curious about the weird guy, until her apparent outburst against Marisa put me on edge again, until now, this recent chapter had her act like a scared girl. I can't figure her out at all, feels like she might change sides at any moment but at the same time she is probably our closest ally. Hello there Sosh! I'm glad to see you are probably having as much fun as I am reading this, I wish I could advise you about writing, but I'm completely untalented in this, in fact, I'm mediocre at best in most forms of arts that the human being could ever invent, music, drawing, painting or writing you name it! The only thing I can do reliably is rambling, so if you ever start writing something, you can count on me being there to ramble about your story as soon as I can. Before I forget, Ozzy used to be a roleplaying project that Yume started a while ago, I believe the name is Illusionary Nirvana, you should take a look if you feel like it. Without further ado, I believe it's time for me to finally talk about the update... actually, I took so long to greet everyone that I forgot about what I wanted to discuss, thankfully I can just open another window and re-read it real quick. Coin Flip! I wrote a fun review for Nyoko a while ago, I remember asking for a coin flip to deal with a tie that I had with my ally, never expected I would see it here again and even less win! That's quite the winning streak. For my choice this week, I went with the only option that remotely presented us a chance to know what might be behind that suspicious door, maybe the right answer for such an unprepared duo would be to go past it as soon as possible and then return with the whole squad for safety but we can't rule out the possibility of that door hiding something useful, asking Aggapa a question probably won't get us in trouble as long as we don't go near it.

Nyoko! How nice it feels to talk with someone once in a while, it's so sadge you are feeling unwell to the point of Nuclear Warfare, I hope you remembered to stock enough food and water in your bunker. So, first of all, I was reading my last review here, the one I tried editing, and it feels so weird, it's like I was supposed to write an addition in that little box where I explained the reason for editing my message or maybe I'm just overthinking and my especially edited review™ is actually fine... what? Oh right, I'm supposed to talk with you and not with myself, sorry it's a force of habit, then about your cold, I hope you get well soon and don't worry about the goofy old me, I can survive just fine without my weekly dose of Mina Kat's hellish adventure. That's a nice way of making me think about my decisions and choices when you point it out like this, "however I want to call it", did I turn it into a story in my mind? I remember that this is a project for the revival of Kaguya's roleplaying thread if I'm not mistaken, are you just roleplaying and letting me think that I'm actually reading a story composed of "arcs", "chapters" and everything else? To think your manipulation of me would go to this extent, you are truly evil boss! As compensation, I would like some classes of this "Economics 101", it sounds like a powerful school of magic, wait, actually don't do it please, it's probably very boring as well. As a side note, I think I did catch a cold one or two weeks ago, maybe I even talked about it in one of my reviews *scrolls up*, *reads*, *scrolls down*, I did! I even broke my schedule too and reviewed it on a Monday, see? we are more alike than it seems, considering that we both can catch colds, which is certainly rare and almost unheard of, it might be a weird theory but I think we are in fact long lost siblings or perhaps even twins. I am the evil twin though! Can't let you have the best role. Okay, serious mode now, this is not a bad take for the tiebreakers dilemma, having Mina's input for each choice is actually a good move because I can get you talking and giving me more info to work with, despite being only things Mina herself would know it's already better than whatever I could imagine because I'm more of a third party here if anything. Now, to finally address the elephant in the room, how did the bother minion option turn out so badly? It's actually mind-blowing to know that our choices actually have consequences (who would have thought?), looking on the bright side, at least we are getting our info. About this, it's not about making a tie, it's that I wanted to play the ally role I forced gave to Kymoh <- (My ally), as you can see, I'm not always the most reliable guy around considering I completely disregarded the fact that choices have consequences (who would have thought?), however, my most reliable ally did not. It's a shame I let my inner thoughts win (they are going to win again if I ever face another similar situation) but it won't happen again so rest assured. P.S. Are we doing P.S.s now? I'm not against it, I always wanted to write P.S.s ever since I was a kid, I'll be using this one to explain why I choose Heads instead of Tails. Sorry for making you go through the work of flipping a coin with a headache by the way, anyways, i watched Hellsing Abridged before writing the past review and there is one scene where Integra asks the Major what he did to Alucard and he eloquently responds: I called Heads. P.S.S. Looking back now, it kind of makes me cringe, is there any scientific phenomenon that describes the act of cringing whenever you see the work of your past self? My weekly reviews are always influenced by whatever I did at that specific time, mostly as a way to make writing this as funny as possible for me and for whoever reads this in the future, so I hope I didn't talk too much this time. P.S.S.S. The theme for next chapter is probably: Am i a bad person? Quote by Lolicard

Yay, another update filled with red flags and possible hints! But what can I even do about it? First of all, our MP went down ever so slightly and that makes me curious, what will happen if it reaches 0? Will Mina be out of commission because of it? Cease to exist because she is a being of fluffiness, magic, mystery and vengeance? Or just be tired and unable to use her skills? Anyway, I hoped that she would recover a bit with rest but maybe the dream got in the way of our MP regen, and being locked out of our magical option is still a bad thing so I'll be keeping an eye out for that from now on. Another thing that bothered me was Satori's reaction or the lack of it, perhaps she had been expecting something like this for a while now, another thing is that she was already expecting some sort of progress but didn't seem to be in any hurry about it, maybe it was I who was being overly nervous about everything but in my defense, it takes weeks of careful planning in our end but to Mina, it has been barely a day of headache. Another hint that you almost shoved in my face is that Okuu can also help with the spirits dilemma and that's a funny thing to know because I had completely discarded Okuu in favor of rushing the parliament into order as soon as possible, as I could see just now is that maybe we should analyze everything thoroughly before taking this step and considering that we might be nearing into a conflict then strengthening our military will be essential, I already know what I'm voting for next unless, of course, you decide to surprise me with something else. Now, to talk about our choices, I gave a lot of thought to this one and I simply decided to trust Kymoh on this one, normally I would just use the sinsack rather than go over the trouble of finding someone else, he seems to be the most trustworthy and expendable person we have right now so if we want to gather decisive data then he is our guy but my ally voted first and I doubt anyone else will try voting (I even held back my vote until today to not influence anyone), so I decided to make it easier to you and follow his lead. Wait, that begs the question: What would you do if I voted for something else? Like using the sinsack considering he is right in front of us instead of having to search for someone else? Would you flip a coin? Roll a dice? Write a mix of both options? act as the tiebreaker and choose something yourself? Edit: I learned how to edit! So here I was, staring at nothing, waiting for the tale of magik magical guy to update and I just realized that who are we even asking to help regarding the experiments? No, the right question is, who will be a willing test subject and also one that probably won't lie or get mad at us? Mina doesn't strike me as a person with many friends and it takes a real one to do this. So I changed my mind! Do the coin flip Nyoko! I'm calling HEADS. PS: Ey, i guess we won't have Ozzy today, not surprised because Yume is probably still waiting for that copy of Forbidden Scrollery...

I blame the Baku! Hello, I'm a whole day late to reviewing this time but please don't curse me senpai, like I told Yume just now, I've been a bit sick since yesterday and was having a bit of trouble with a mighty headache that prevented me from writing, I swear I'm not evading you in purpose! on the bright side, I have a whole Monday to take it easy now which rarely happens nowadays. Seriously now, I'm blaming this cursed Baku! I was swayed by the sweet promise of a peaceful rest and failed to understand what the dreams were supposed to mean, imagine my surprise when I saw Eiki talking to us and about a war no less. I don't think we are paid enough for this, does Mina even get paid at all? I have a feeling that it's just a minor allowance plus headpats and praises which may or may not be enough... So, like any good underling should do, it's time to warn our boss and promptly step away from this mess, i have a feeling though that this will end up being our problem in one way or another by the end of the day. Next, we should get this experiment done with and deal with the Oni already, then take a look at what Okuu is doing lately, the option to talk to her has appeared quite a few times, and considering the way things are escalating lately, the nuclear furnace might be on the verge of blowing up. *Reminder to self* Never mistake a parliament with a courtroom again or else we might end up becoming an unwilling ambassador.

Nice chapter as always, I can already feel the homely aura oozing from that cozy house... Alright so I know I'm a bit late today but it can't be helped this time, feeling a bit unwell since yesterday, it's not like I didn't have the time but I was so dizzy that I couldn't read anything at all but on the brighter side I get to slack off today, meaning a free Monday review yay! Let's get to business now, shall we? Everyone went first and chose the "rope trick" option and to be honest I'm glad they did, it made me remember some old cartoons like Woody Woodpecker when he fought that Indian guy back in the good old days. Still, it's not like we would lose the opportunity to show off, right? Gensokyo is all about showing off after all. Good to see you around, my ally! So, I had to read this 2 times before understanding that you are not proposing to raid Kourindou lol. However, I must ask who was Ryunosuke again? I'm pretty sure his name was Rinnosuke and I just wanted to say that maybe he has a Yu Gi Oh deck lying around somewhere, or perhaps you are talking about Fortune Teller? If that is the case then I agree, he is dead and sealed at this point so it's improbable to find him around, unless we use the logic in forbidden scrollery that when you read a book, the author is always watching over you, even if he is dead. This is a good question, people often don't think about this but I believe that the common agreement we use nowadays is that the barrier affects language in some way to make communications easier between parties, for example, it was stated in forbidden scrollery once that Tengus have an "ancient language" that most Tengus wouldn't be able to read today, which implies that the Tengus have their own separate language, Kappas are probably similar in a way, not to mention that some youkais might not originate from Japan. Considering that, it's not far-fetched to assume that Yukarin and the sages messed with the boundaries of languages or something related, the only hole in this theory is that it doesn't affect written works at all, maybe it's purposeful to not destroy anyone's culture. Regardless, Yume has the final say about this, I'm just theorizing things It's a good read, especially if you want to know more about how myth works in Gensokyo, and what some characters think about it, the fortune teller is completely unremarkable though, he briefly appeared and was promptly shot down as soon as he did. His work, however, is commendable even if his abilities were not suited for a fight face to face, his capacity to gather information went above and beyond, a shame he was not able to see the bigger picture due to his resentment and ended up painting a target on his back.

First of all, sorry for the late voting, I was sure that I had voted on Tempura on the same day you posted the last chapter Yume but I guess my sleepy self actually dreamed it, dang it Doremy-chan, it's not yet time! But, moving on, today we had a rather calm update, probably to give us time to prepare for the next bomb you are going to drop on us, and man I was right. The votes right now are all tempting, but it's safe to say that the only real option here is to go search for Kosuzu, her skills are the best way to aid us with that book Marisa gave us and probably could help Oscar with this pesky language barrier. However, the SDM option is really interesting too, despite being by far the riskiest option we have right now, without magic I think we are going to be deep in trouble there making it impossible to keep our magical persona intact, Reimu is also a good start but considering one of your earlier comments and the fact that she is probably going to encourage us to give up makes her a possible dead end. Hold on though, there is still one last option... Yes, our long-gone senpai, the infamous fortune teller! I never expected this guy to have actual relevancy and yet here we are. I'll be honest with you, this is either the meme option or the very questionable one but I'll pick this one regardless, despite his infamy, senpai had actual skills by being the one puppet who could see his strings, it's a shame he committed the ultimate sin of being male a villager who became a Youkai, but Oscar is no villager is he? haha, I can't wait to see how this is going to turn out for us.

Really? Biggus Cattus has been in even more trouble than Mina now? I guess I should have expected that I was hoping for fresh advice and headpats but Orin only gave us the *Teehee* and now we have even more pressure on our shoulders. Still, we have some useful info nonetheless, the first one is that the discussion was about enslav... I mean hiring the evil spirits to farm crops or not and that they are somehow inconclusive about using them to make an army, hmm, how do I say this? My personal opinion about this mess is why not? If we can get minions then I believe we should get minions unless they prove themselves detrimental in the long run, the sinsack experiment might prove to be essential to get actual proof to be presented in the courtroom. Talking about courtrooms, DOREMY-CHAAAN, a small cameo in the very end? what a pleasant surprise or perhaps not, what is going on here? Someone powerful asking for help in exchange for favors? I can only think of Satori but would that really be necessary? I have my doubts about this but as the saying goes, one does not look a gift horse in the mouth, i can't shake the feeling though that Doremy seemed a bit off, as if in a hurry, and Mina's comments that she is "holding off her base desires" give me even more reason to think, how did the decay of magic affect the dream world? Is it the same or maybe dreams are not reaching the dream world as they did before? Worst case scenario, our lovely Baku might have been starving for a while, which isn't good, because I really like her character, you know? With that said then I suppose I can send my weekly review and wait for Yume to update the tale of Magic Man Ozzy... Wait, am I forgetting something? Oh right, the courtroom! Sorry, Doremy got me distracted, her Santa hat is a bit cute. No, I must focus! The courtroom, I chose it because nothing else seemed related to our predicament right now! I can say that the bloody scenario is probably about Mina's backstory about how her owner got killed or something and that seems like a terrible idea to focus on right now considering that she already has a lot on her shoulders! Although I'm interested to know more about this in the future, the other two dreams completely confused me because I have no idea what their meaning might be. All in all, the courtroom dream probably holds the key to our future choice, and that pink bubblegum cloud she has looks very fluffy, I wonder if she could let me rest my head on it, maybe she would even caress my head and look at me with that smug face of hers while I slowly drift away to a peaceful rest.