And the polls are In! I may have left this one poorly balanced, but modifying the conditions seemed unfair. ;) The busty buddhist and the jokey hermit win our contest, with Satori giving verbal CBT a close second. The only reason I am sure she lost is because you would have to hear Koishi excitedly giving her opinion on Metamorphosis.
And now, this week's Bad Touhou Opinion! Reimu wants to kill you. A lot. What did you say to upset her so much?
= "No donations."
= "I think I ate the last of your food."
= "Want to help me cook that turtle?"
= "What happened to Mima?"
= "Sanae is a better main character."
= "Man. My shrine/temple/church is way more popular than yours."
= "I want to date a Youkai."
= "Show me your armpits. Now."