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And the polls are In! I may have left this one poorly balanced, but modifying the conditions seemed unfair. ;) The busty buddhist and the jokey hermit win our contest, with Satori giving verbal CBT a close second. The only reason I am sure she lost is because you would have to hear Koishi excitedly giving her opinion on Metamorphosis. And now, this week's Bad Touhou Opinion! Reimu wants to kill you. A lot. What did you say to upset her so much? = "No donations." = "I think I ate the last of your food." = "Want to help me cook that turtle?" = "What happened to Mima?" = "Sanae is a better main character." = "Man. My shrine/temple/church is way more popular than yours." = "I want to date a Youkai." = "Show me your armpits. Now."

did someone say nitori

m is for myon

L is for LUNATICS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The most important thing to remember, when you meet new people, is to remember to give them proper respect. Youkai are used to being feared and respected by humans. It is their sustenance, as much as air is to humans. It is more than a mark of disrespect, you are suffocating them. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= The four pairs of eyes gazed down at him from above. Silent and unnerving. Not that Oscar could blame them. Though he had the much stranger day by far, a human bounding out of a forest in a cape and top hat holding a girl would make anyone’s day. The silence pervaded around them. Rumia’s silent sniffs the only sound to break it. It may have been Oscar’s imagination, but he was sure the one in the weird hat was sizing him up. The figure with antenna beside her giving a look of disdain. The other two looked down with more honest curiosity and sympathy, even if it was clearly focused on the girl in his arms. “Uhh, hi there. Is this girl a friend of--” “DAAAIII!” The childish nickname escaped Rumia’s lips like a wail as she embraced the ponytailed girl. Daiyousei embraced the crying Youkai readily. A hand caressing the top of her bleeding head over Rumia’s sobs. Like a magic spell, the expressions of the others shifted at once. The first two by his feet seemed to relax. While the last by his head puffed her chest out triumphantly. “Its okay Rumia, and Human! You’re both safe, now that Cirno is here!” A diminutive hand pushed into his face, making Oscar blink as she smiled up at him. “Thanks for saving Rumia from Princess Creepy. I’m Cirno! These are my friends, Daiyousei, Mystia and Wriggle! You’ve already met Rumia.” Wriggle? What kind of mother named their...son? Daughter? Wriggle? The question weighed heavily on his mind, though it lost out to getting out of here. “Yeah...you could put it like that. I’m Oscar, Oscar Diggs.” The face of his rescuer scrunched up. Ignoring as Daiyousei wrapped Rumia’s head in a handkerchief. “Your name is weird. Even for a human. I’ll just call you Osu! Its much cuter too. So! You rescued a member of Team 9, the greatest group of Fairies and Youkai in all of Gensokyo! If you need anything, you just need to ask.” “Yeahyeah,” Oscar breezed by. Not that he tried to be rude, but it was afternoon now, and he was still surrounded by bones and hadn’t seen a human since the night before. Not to mention he didn’t want to risk explaining he had only met Rumia, because she was trying to eat him. “Hey, can you show me the way out of this place? Its kind of creepy here.” “Sure!” The small hand of the blue-haired...fairy? Was made no less energetic by its smallness. Cirno smiled cheerfully, though it seemed to slip as her eyes roamed over the forests. “We were just about to go back to the Youkai Trail for some ramen! The Human Village is just past that! C’mon, you don’t want to stick around here after dark, even if you’re strong like me! Wild Youkai are annoying when they’re hungry.” The small figure took to the air, moving with little effort as she started back down the path. The other two, Mystia and Wriggle, soon followed after. While Daiyousei and Rumia remained on the ground, the better to secure Rumia's makeshift bandage. Silence pressed on the group again, aside from Cirno and Mystia's excited arguments over ramen up ahead. Left alone, now would be a good time to befriend one of the strangers and ask one of the many questions on his mind. But whom? =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Cirno seems to be the boss of this group. She might seem a little dumb, but she's cheery and seems friendly, if only because you saved her friend. = Mystia seems frustrated with Crino's constant 'ramen recipes', but she stood up for you. Maybe thanking her will give you a chance to learn more about the world. = Wriggle hasn't said much, but she seems like more of a loner than the rest. I'm sure she has something interesting to said. Just don't laugh at her name... = Daiyousei seems the most level-headed and motherly of the group. Maybe you can leverage saving Rumia to learn some things. = Sure, Rumia tried to eat you, but you did rescue her. Maybe you can even cheer her up.

fire

random thing i made it's supposed to be an album cover

yeah now leave me alone i'm folding the laundry rn

j is for Jun'ya Ota (zun)

F I R S T just found this a while ago and i can't stop laughistening.

i've got a deal for you please kill my son and take his place in my house (wooo-woo)

The vote was sadly delayed due to a rough few weeks on my end. But now its time to tally! And our worst St. Valentine's Day date is...Seija, congratulations! You are worst girl, and probably very happy with that. Though to be honest, I am just proud this list I made has a yandere Alice kidnap and forcibly marry you, and it still didn't get a single vote. Glad to see all my options were roughly equally terribad, but Seija won out in the end! New Bad Touhou Opinion (TM) for your viewing pleasure. Please enjoy, and vote humbly. You are stuck between one of these pairs on an intercontinental flight. You may chat with them, but they will mostly interact with one another regardless of your choices. Which would you choose? = Reimu and Marisa arguing over whether Reimu's anger management or Marisa's kleptomania require therapy. Reimu only yells once or twice, but your wallet is missing. = Mokou and Kaguya, who have brought a TV and a console to play Smash on at max volume (no, you cannot play). = A judgmental Satori who brings up your darkest moments and past search history, as well as Koishi who seems creepily delighted at your tastes in doujins. = Yuyuko and Yuuma, who have brought a buffet's worth of food for an eating contest. They're pleasant but very loud and messy eaters. = Toyosatomimi and Byakuren in the middle of a fierce but respectful religious debate. = Reisen and Junko, who are mostly silent save for occasional incendiary comments about Lunarians. This slowly builds until they start a fistfight, with you in the middle as the plane lands. = Akyuu and Kosuzu, but they whisper to each other about how you are a stinky creep. If you make any rapid movements or speak to them, they pepper spray or taze you. = Rinnosuke and Genjii. They're both pleasant and soft-spoken, but Genjii snores and Rinnosuke keeps putting his hand on your thigh and keeping uncomfortable eye contact.