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Well guys, the polls are in, and its a tie between the objectively correct answer and Cirno. Since the next few days will be super busy for me, I thought I may as well give you all my Bad Touhou Opinion for the week in advance. One of these characters has kidnapped you to be their Valentine's Day date. Which would be the most miserable for you? = Tenshi. Wants to do something exciting and fun, pushing you both into increasingly dangerous situations. Demands slaps instead of kisses, and calls you 'master' even after you ask her to stop. = Parsee. She is jealous and protective of you and always looking for a way to ruin your date. But no matter how bad things get, she wants to keep the date going. Prefers PDA to make others jealous. = Yukari, who has pulled you into her Gap World so you can watch TV with her as she crochets. The house smells of cat pee, and she wants you to call her 'Mommy' when you kiss or hold hands. = Yoshika. Smart, but with a wandering mind. Will read you romance poetry, but is stiff and robotic. Unable to feel romantic feelings or pleasure, but appreciates you trying. (Also, zombie). = Yuuka, who smashes your computer so the two of you can go on a four hour nature walk. Will probably step on you at some point. = Seija. She asked you on a date, kidnapped you when you said no, and generally wants to do the opposite of what you do. = Rumia. She doesn't want to date you, just fatten you up with a big dinner before trying to eat you. = Alice. Your date starts off charming and romantic, with no expense spared. But she becomes increasingly unhinged as the night continues. The date ends with with her demanding you marry and have children so she will 'always be relevant to someone'.

i'm just waiting for the online mode

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I could give an answer, like 'It was the youtube videos, the cute fumo meme, the characters and their relationships, the deluge of images on 4chan I never thought to investigate'. All those are true, even if they aren't the thing which made me decide to look into Touhou. What really drew me in? You guys. The fans. In an era where fans are continually milked by companies or are sanitized to appeal to investors, Touhou still feels like fandoms back in the 90s and 00s. There's a sense of playful fun and adventure. People aren't trying to prove their devotion to the source material by increasingly tenuous theory-crafting. There's no one scrubbing sites of any kind of criticism. And definitely no massive DLC pack or five year content map with a battle pass. Its a bunch of dudes and dudettes who enjoy something, who enjoy talking about the thing. Not some drama, the game's glorified marketing or wiki bullet-points. The characters, setting and story are at the heart of Touhou like very few games today, and the fans' love reflect that.

Personally, I work at a cafe and bake for a living so I'm more inclined to say something like Gyokuto-- those little rabbits on the moon that pound mochi. (For your viewing convenience https://yokai.com/gyokuto/ ) I've made plenty of mochi for work before too, so not exactly unrealistic...just slap a pair of rabbit ears and a tail onto current me and you've already got a gyokuto...except I'm not on the moon, but I think we have the resources and CGI to make that work.

Fumo Racing from what I have seen is more or less a meme Mario Kart game, but actually good. It would be easy to slap a couple favorite figmas into carts, but they have a variety of vehicles to ride, each with their own unique playstyle. Different acceleration, turning, airtime. And its made by a dude or two in his free time. I would like to see more powerups, but so far its progressing well, and I think they will add them in eventually. Honestly, its nice to see a Mario Kart competitor on the indie side. Back in the 90s there were all kinds of racing games, now Mario Kart's only competition is Gran Turismo. Indie Studios probably make racing games, somewhere. But I've never seen them. The game's focus on airtime and jumps give it a unique gimmick as well. Which help it stand out in gameplay and design.

I completely forgot about this! Thank you for still helping me. I'm appreciate it. Haven't try, but i will report it back soon to you if i can play or not.

Who are your 'favorite runner ups' after Koakuma and the reasons why.

"Oh nooo, a giant waffle fell on top of me, the hungry ghost? What ever will I do, haha. I hope there aren't more of them about to fall on me, that would be awfulll."

I just like porn jokes aside, it's mostly just music and art, I'm no longer that interested in touhou

Dongfang

seija did nothing wrong actually