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She'd be nomadic and wander Gensokyo mainly since I'd be a prankster and having a stationary base would make me easier to find for my foes. I'd lean toward Fairies, as previously mentioned, as we have pranking in common. After that, the Kappa due to their technology and the Tengu because of their control over information and Hatate of course. Lastly I'd extend a hand to 'weak yokai' with the intent of gathering them to get 'revenge' toward getting bullied. I'll state Orange as an example of such a character since she was mentioned. Tanuki-Hime Hey~ Didn't you ever wanna get back at that shrine maiden for picking on you? Orange: But she's so strong... Tanuki-Hime: So am I~ *If anything goes wrong, I'll cover for you~ Listen, this is what we'll do... *whispers prank in ear* Orange: ...Oooh! That could work! *NOTE: Totally lying~ Not sure about the Danmaku/Spellcards as I imagine my Tanuki being in a written work and the story being more about the 'everyday pranks' but she'd lean toward deception and illusions rather than power. But if plugged into a Danmaku based game, she'd probably be an early/mid game boss who is researching the incident out of boredom rather than being involved directly so yea 'early stage menace"

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I remember over 10 years ago, I was in a voice chat where I talked about 2hu with other people and i said out loud “have you guys heard of 2hu” (phonetically twowho) and everyone in that voice chat stopped talking. Someone then proceeded to say, “what did you say Macbeth????” I just went uhhh twowho, the game, then the server owner proceeded to move everyone in the server to the channel and told me to say it again, I said “twowho” again and everyone proceeded to laugh their butts off

Fumos are beings of pure benevolence and light, divine envoys of Heaven. Even the bootlegs act as messengers on our earthly plane. You have nothing to fear from them. Unless you try to seggs one. Then they punch you in the genitals. Observe.

The Forums and Discord are two different things to me. I enjoy forums for serious talk and cozy vibes. I enjoy Discord to shit-post and drop pictures of Satori smoking in chat to annoy whiny lolicons. Its a good time if you don't take it seriously, but very different to what I enjoy about the forums, and if you know me on both, you might not recognize me. That said, Discord is also good for game groups. My attempts at a Touhou game on the forums fell flat, but maybe I'll have an easier time there. Discord is also great for getting embroiled in stupid drama which makes everyone look bad. So there's that too.

THANK YOU FRIENDS FOR RESPONDING TO MY THREAD!!!!! And im glad to hear that two fellow intellects live in this planet. A lucy poster on the door would be awesome lol. Lucy is such an awesome character, she reminds me alot of my cat who has such a crabby attitude as well. Ive thought about putting the “think big” woodstock (google it if u dont know what i am referring to, itll be the first thing you see) poster in my office. Maybe ill find some fellow peanuts chads where i work….

exactly that's what i wanna do as a yokai

As I briefly mentioned earlier, if I were a bashou no sei, I would be able to live among banana trees, whether that be in orchards, gardens, forests, etc. So I would have a decent amount of area to explore, which is nice. I also expect that if I'm living in gardens and such, human villages would be close by, meaning I get even more opportunities to fool around or talk to some humans (in yokai.com, it is said that bashou no sei generally don't harm humans, which sounds like it fits me perfectly). I'm not too knowledgeable when it comes to groups in Gensokyo, so I can't say much about that. Like I said in my first post, I would probably just hang out with the weak youkai such as Nightbug and Kogasa, and explore random places in the forest :) As for my danmaku, I don't like to be mean so I would shoot a ton of bullets that are aimed a little bit away from the protaginist XD. It would look really crazy on the first time, but after a minute they realize they can simply stand still for most of it. Also, because bashou no sei can shapeshift, I think it would be really funny if I turn into my opponent and pretend to copy their movements and attacks. Once things start getting sketchy, I would run away and hide until they go away, ending the fight. Definitely I'm going to be a stage 1 boss or midboss because I wouldn't have the nerve to seriously hurt people. Along with that, my habitat would be close to the village, making me run into the protagonist early on. As I was writing all this, I was reminded of one of my favorite characters, Orange from Touhou 4 LLS. Orange is a pretty forgotten character that shares some similarities with my bashou no sei profile. A weak, stage 1 boss youkai that was just minding her own business. Here is some of her dialogue in-game: Reimu: "I was looking for youkai." Orange: "What for?" Reimu: "Obliteration :)" Orange: "Oh, I see. Well then, good luck! If you'll just excuse me, I'll be on my way now." Reimu: "I meant you, of course!" Orange: "Wow, you're pretty sharp." ... Reimu: "Prepare yourself!!" Orange: "Ahaha, you shouldn't underestimate me just because I'm the first stage boss!" Orange: "I'll bang, shoot, and pop your head off!!" So I guess I can also be good friends with Orange. I would probably have similar dialogue if I was in her situation.

I see a few options as to where the Nekomata would live: 1. The one where the Nekomata lives somewhere where no one dares to come, like Mayohiga. Here I would live a life of solitude that is nigh impenetrable and likely only broken by the occasional visit of Miko or Kasen, the former trying to teach me the way of the Tao as I am a hermit and the latter helping me be a hermit. This me would likely by a stage 3 boss, driving the incident resolvers away from my home with danmaku so that I can live a peaceful life. 2. The bamboo forest of the lost, as that place has the highest concentration of immortals (or is tied with Miko's realm for that title) and the Nekomata wants social contact aside from my food and the other hermits. Here I am likely to align myself with nobody as everyone earns my vengeance equally, but I would be a stage 1 or 2 boss as I would be more so playing around with any unfortunate incident resolution specialists than actually trying. 3. Chireiden/former Hell, Where the Nekomata is employed by Satori, Yukari and perhaps even the Yama (or they were my former employer as Zanmu moved Hell to where it is now, more on that later.) to keep the vengeful spirits under control using my ability which is likely some variant of "manipulation of vengeance". Here I'd be aligned with Chireiden and Former Hell on principal and a stage 5 boss with some probably very annoying vengeful spirits coloring my usual spellcards. If not that, then the extra stage boss as Satori or Yukari sends the incident resolvers to bring me a message, but I would have to drive them away from the vengeful spirit pit, thus causing a battle. 4. Actual Hell, Zanmu moved Hell and I came with the Yama who employed me. I'd likely have a lot of sway over policies regarding vengeful spirits and their best commander when everything starts falling apart. Here I have no clue who my friends would be but I'd likely be aligned with the Yama and/or Zanmu. As we're in Hell, I am a stage 4 boss in this incarnation. Appearing as a mid-boss in the extra stage. Some of my spellcards are described in Original Spellcards Anonymous, but all follow the general theme of "Righteous retribution". I would summon ghosts that shoot revenge bullets for most of the other spellcards, and perhaps even combine the gimmicks in some spellcards. I would definitely be an annoying foe, that's for sure.

I’m glad you enjoyed it Hikiko. :D Growing up in the 2000s, there weren’t really many yokai known even to diehard weebs. Which is a shame, because yokai are absolutely fascinating. They have a broad number of creatures, like goblins or fairies in Western nations. But unlike them, yokai haven’t been diluted by the passage of time and commercialization. Many yokai are amusing to read as well. For instance, the one with the extendable neck? Yeah, she's usually not hostile. She just does that so she can drink lamp oil from paper lanterns. Ahh, Tanuki. A pretty racy and distinctly Japanese option. Male Tanuki were known to beat their enemies to death with their testicles. One of my favorite Ghibli movies is Pom Poko, since they spend the whole movie trying to dance around what the ‘raccoon pouch’ is or why only male raccoons have it. Signs of male virility are pretty common among nature deities. But its usually consigned to horns or hair. A followup question for you all. Where would your Yokai live? Would you be aligned with any of the groups in Gensokyo? What would your Danmaku or spell cards be like? Would you be one a character who bars the final boss, or more of a loveable early stage menace? From what I can see of the Bitan, I am sure I would be forced to be an early stage boss. They must be strong swimmers and physically powerful, considering they live in the open ocean usually. But their size probably means I would have a larger hitbox and slower movements, especially on land. Not that I would be easy pickings. One could play on the dragon scales aspect and use that to make fast moving projectiles from the side or reflect attacks. If we presume Bitans have control over headaches and not simply their cures, that could be a fun way to complicate a battle without defaulting to 'more danmaku and hp'. The screen could shift in brightness or change colors, auras could form on the screen making targeting harder, or we could invert the map or controls. I mentioned the Bitan would probably be resigned to the Misty Lake and its waterways, and how lonely that would probably be. If lucky, I could go to the Human Village or Genbu. Maybe the Kappa would let me live with them. But in all probability, it'll probably be just Wakasagihime to distract me, who will either be a fast friend or an awkward acquaintance I am forced to hang around. Sure I could say hello to people on the shore or the SDM, but if they aren't right there I'm kind of stuck. Life would probably be pretty lonely, and aside from the Grassroots Youkai Network or the Kappa I don't see myself growing close to any groups. But hey maybe Remilia will wave to me one day, or Cirno will see me briefly crest the lake and spread rumors of a giant lake serpent.

i would be a tanuki cause i'm SUPER DUPER COOL AND... malicious...

Monthly polls would be fun. Sure they could be popularity pools and be boring and safe and choose the only right answers constantly. But more fun, off-kilter polls would be fun as well. Which Touhou is the best daughteru, which has the best dental hygiene, most likely to mug you in a dark alley, idk. Character tournaments may also be fun, where we scientifically research if Flandre could beat Goku.

so today is the day i'm gonna leave the shrine yay (sarcasm)

idk really, i never talked about 2hu in real life bc in my city(and country at all) its not very popular

It's been around 1.4 years since I got in the shrine... i really really love u guys but due to a little oopsie i made in one of the forums i'll have to leave and find another forum :( here's a word from mathilda about this: *cries* *wails* WHY DO WE HAVE TO LEAAAAAAAAAAAVE WE WERE HAVING SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN :(((( WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY i'm really sorry my bros @suyu_ has the link to the forum i'm gonna join i swear to marisa's face that i'll never forget you... Goodbye. (the image is not related and is only here to cheer you up. i have no responsibility over deaths from cringe.)

Forums kick discords butt 24/7 but unfortunately we are nothing more than a minority that sees this. I use discord but i know better than to actively post on a public touhou discord server

Thank you for sharing light on this suyu_ . I have always seen this terrible situation that constantly plagues our beloved society but I just didn't know how to act or show my emotions towards it. With you now, however, I know I never had to, for your unparalleled wisdom has shown me you've been aware of the issue, and you know exactly how to solve it. I am grateful... no, the WORLD is grateful for you sharing this knowledge. Thank you, suyu_ .